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😡😡 so im on a strict diet but i have a sweet tooth


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So i dont eat anything sweet during the week but i might get something nice on the weekends, right?

So i buy this huge cheesecake brownie and i only take two bites cuz im feeling guilty, right? Maybe the brownie can last me ALL WEEK im thinking, right? 

So i go into the kitchen to take my meds and figure ONE more itty bitty bite wont hurt

I open the box and THIS is what I find!

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Im not exactly sure who did this to me but it BETTER NOT be the same child i asked 3X at Great American Cookie if they wanted something...anything..and they adamantly said no and acted like i was getting on their nerves...and then comes home and eats my $4 brownie

 

And its in a box! Its not like it was sitting there out in the open tempting whoever...they had to OPEN my box and nibble my shit down to a crumb. 

Times like these i hope i win the lottery cuz i aint saying shit. Im just gonna disappear for a few weeks first.

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