Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 These past... Jesus Christ, eight years?! These past eight years that I've wasted my life here, I never knew how to read or write. I have dictated all of my posts through my faithful and longsuffering manservant, Herman, and he has carefully read all of your replies and rantings back to me, never holding back. From time to time, you may read something that doesn't really sound quite like me. That is likely my humble manservant, Herman, posting on my account, trying to assassinate my character. In the past, he has attempted to extort more money out of me than what I pay him for his very cushy gig. Anyway, thank you for your attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 I wasted the last 13 years of my life here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 I wasted the last 13 years of my life here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Author Share Posted January 30, 2017 I wanted this thread to cause laughs, not sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Author Share Posted January 30, 2017 At least you know how to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Author Share Posted January 30, 2017 It's been like ten years since I saw that movie. That guy couldn't read, right? The only thing I really remember was how the guy from Tremors was insecure about his penis that looked like a kickstand on a bicycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 I wasted the last 13 years of my life here. Oh shit this is year 13 for me too How that does not seem possible ? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Author Share Posted January 30, 2017 time keeps on slippin slippin slippin into the futuuurrre... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Herm the germ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Author Share Posted January 30, 2017 Herman enjoys being called dirty names as long as you give him a reach-around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 I wasted the last 13 years of my life here. This place hasn't even been up a full year yet.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Author Share Posted January 30, 2017 ASMB tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 ASMB tho Is dead.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Author Share Posted January 30, 2017 mr trump? Is that you? No! No! NO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Author Share Posted January 30, 2017 Is dead.... Yeah but it's the same group of people, more or less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Yeah but it's the same group of people, more or less. It's less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Author Share Posted January 30, 2017 It's less. what was I thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Yeah but it's the same group of people, more or less. Still doesn't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 what was I thinking? You don't get paid to think Herm you get paid to work with your hands like a common stonemason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Author Share Posted January 30, 2017 Still doesn't count. pour quois? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Author Share Posted January 30, 2017 You don't get paid to think Herm you get paid to work with your hands like a common stonemason Herman doesn't break rocks with hands. Herman gets $100 a day to write inane posts on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 pour quois? Wut? This is Merica, speak English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Author Share Posted January 30, 2017 Give me insight into your thought process please thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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