Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 These past... Jesus Christ, eight years?! These past eight years that I've wasted my life here, I never knew how to read or write. I have dictated all of my posts through my faithful and longsuffering manservant, Herman, and he has carefully read all of your replies and rantings back to me, never holding back. From time to time, you may read something that doesn't really sound quite like me. That is likely my humble manservant, Herman, posting on my account, trying to assassinate my character. In the past, he has attempted to extort more money out of me than what I pay him for his very cushy gig. Anyway, thank you for your attention.
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 I wanted this thread to cause laughs, not sad.
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 At least you know how to read.
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 It's been like ten years since I saw that movie. That guy couldn't read, right? The only thing I really remember was how the guy from Tremors was insecure about his penis that looked like a kickstand on a bicycle.
NaBarney Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 I wasted the last 13 years of my life here. Oh shit this is year 13 for me too How that does not seem possible ? ?
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 time keeps on slippin slippin slippin into the futuuurrre...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 Herman enjoys being called dirty names as long as you give him a reach-around.
CAC Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 I wasted the last 13 years of my life here. This place hasn't even been up a full year yet....
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 mr trump? Is that you? No! No! NO
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 Is dead.... Yeah but it's the same group of people, more or less.
NaBarney Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 Yeah but it's the same group of people, more or less. It's less.
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 It's less. what was I thinking?
CAC Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 Yeah but it's the same group of people, more or less. Still doesn't count.
NaBarney Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 what was I thinking? You don't get paid to think Herm you get paid to work with your hands like a common stonemason
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 Still doesn't count. pour quois?
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 You don't get paid to think Herm you get paid to work with your hands like a common stonemason Herman doesn't break rocks with hands. Herman gets $100 a day to write inane posts on the internet.
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 Give me insight into your thought process please thanks.
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