fuggstop Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Tonights was something about harrassing some famous fat lady by following her in her convertible in a helicopter with patricia Arquette. We throwing stuff at her and calling her names from the helicopter and laughing hard. Somehow the helicopter crashes ON the lady and me and Patricia are now on the ground watching the crash site burn. Patricia is saying shes gonna tell the media i did the whole thing. For some reason im videotaping and patricia runs. I write her name on a piece of paper and toss the camera and run,too Im caught by....border patrol? And i turn into an illegal alien? Im a huge gnarly man and border patrol has this ugly dude who is torturing us by shocking us with electricity so bad ill do anything to get them to stop. So dudes like one of you have to drink acid? But first one of the cronies have to test it out. So theres these teenage cronies? Real bad kids. Will one is the red head kid from this 90s show called Eat My Shorts. He complains about drinking acid but one of the girls says to him...ahh dont worry....he starts crying and she gives him a drink to calm him down. But she tricks him and its the acid! So he drinks it it and starts convulsing. I drink it too and he grabs me and tells me "im dying...you die too (wink)". So i fall to the ground and pretend to die too. Then i woke up. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 i hate med dreams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 (edited) I had a strange dream after smoking a cigarette and taking a nap this morning too. For some reason, I was in London. The house I was staying in was pretty shitty, but there was a yard. It looked more like some random place in an American suburb, but in the dream I thought it was London. Anyway, a party started at the house. People were talking, drinking, and playing board and video games. All of a sudden, the place erupted into an orgy. It wasn't really group sex, but couples having sex with one another. To be honest, I don't think these were the same people who were partying right before, but I don't know. What's most strange was that the couples were fucking everywhere; in the washing machine and dryers, in the oven, in all the cupboards, in the cat litter. Once the party ended, I saw my stupid sister's boyfriend appear out of nowhere. I told him "someone definitely caught AIDS here." And then I woke up. Edited October 17, 2018 by bnmjy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 17, 2018 Author Share Posted October 17, 2018 52 minutes ago, bnmjy said: I had a strange dream after smoking a cigarette and taking a nap this morning too. For some reason, I was in London. The house I was staying in was pretty shitty, but there was a yard. It looked more like some random place in an American suburb, but in the dream I thought it was London. Anyway, a party started at the house. People were talking, drinking, and playing board and video games. All of a sudden, the place erupted into an orgy. It wasn't really group sex, but couples having sex with one another. To be honest, I don't think these were the same people who were partying right before, but I don't know. What's most strange was that the couples were fucking everywhere; in the washing machine and dryers, in the oven, in all the cupboards, in the cat litter. Once the party ended, I saw my stupid sister's boyfriend appear out of nowhere. I told him "someone definitely caught AIDS here." And then I woke up. Sounds to me like u need to get laid lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Sounds to me like u need to get laid lol! Not really. I felt the dream was much more disgusting than it was erotic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 When Im dehydrated .... I just start to sweat and feel faint 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 17, 2018 Author Share Posted October 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: When Im dehydrated .... I just start to sweat and feel faint Lol i have retarded dreams and wake up with a splitting headache I went back to sleep and dreamt about this character ive been writing about forever who is a singer. But in the dream she sung really....suggestively...and caused riots in foreign countries lol..nothing like i wrote but im going to incorporate it now! It was awesome One song lyric i remember from the dream was "i like them long and strong and down to get it on". The girl was 14 at the time ..smh What's wrong with me lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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