Zenigundam Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 (edited) that a lone wolf alpha male warrior was about to deliver her a box of boneless chicken from the nearest Domino's hotspot. 🐺🍕👨👩👧👦 Edited September 30, 2018 by Zenigundam
schmahxgn Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 If you were in the process of doing chin-ups from a high elevation.............. you'd be a "Hanging Chad" 2000 presidential election style. 1
midnight Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 26 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: that a lone wolf alpha male warrior was about to deliver her a box of boneless chicken from the nearest Domino's hotspot. 🐺🍕👨👩👧👦 Domino's sucks. 1
Zenigundam Posted September 30, 2018 Author Posted September 30, 2018 24 minutes ago, midnight said: Domino's sucks. What's wrong? Is it too manly for your tummy to handle? 💪
Tengu Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 52 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: that a lone wolf alpha male warrior was about to deliver her a box of boneless chicken from the nearest Domino's hotspot. 🐺🍕👨👩👧👦 No wonder you can’t get laid. 2
midnight Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: What's wrong? Is it too manly for your tummy to handle? 💪 Stand down, son. Don't come at your daddy with that tone. Do I need to wash your mouth out with soap? Better check yourself. (Approaches quickly).
Zenigundam Posted September 30, 2018 Author Posted September 30, 2018 Just now, Tengu said: No wonder you can’t get laid. Haha that's a good one. Not my fault that I understand the pulse of America's legal age teen hottie demographic. I'm not "wining and dining" some ancient millenial women who want a salad and a couple of croutons for dinner, I'm treating the legal babes to REALLY fine cuisine!! 🐰🍕🏍
Tengu Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 Yeah, it was a good one. Because it’s fucking true. 1 1
Zenigundam Posted September 30, 2018 Author Posted September 30, 2018 I was gonna have sex with this Kik babe yesterday, but I was really busy.
Zenigundam Posted September 30, 2018 Author Posted September 30, 2018 45 minutes ago, midnight said: No you weren't. I was busy. I wanted her badly, but she can wait. I'm only increasing her desire for my bod by keeping her in a limbo.
midnight Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I was busy. I wanted her badly, but she can wait. I'm only increasing her desire for my bod by keeping her in a limbo. She's gonna find someone else while you're busy playing Fortnite and watching The Smurfs. Put down the PBR and turn off the Switch and go find her. 1
Zenigundam Posted September 30, 2018 Author Posted September 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, midnight said: She's gonna find someone else while you're busy playing Fortnite and watching The Smurfs. Put down the PBR and turn off the Switch and go find her. She can't do that. She's my lady. 😪
midnight Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: She can't do that. She's my lady. 😪 Nuh huh.
tsar4 Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Zenigundam said: that a lone wolf alpha male warrior was about to deliver her a box of boneless chicken from the nearest Domino's hotspot. 🐺🍕👨👩👧👦 ...and she shivs him, for stiffing her Dad (the delivery guy) on the tip. 1
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