Zenigundam Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 (edited) that a lone wolf alpha male warrior was about to deliver her a box of boneless chicken from the nearest Domino's hotspot. 🐺🍕👨👩👧👦 Edited September 30, 2018 by Zenigundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 If you were in the process of doing chin-ups from a high elevation.............. you'd be a "Hanging Chad" 2000 presidential election style. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 26 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: that a lone wolf alpha male warrior was about to deliver her a box of boneless chicken from the nearest Domino's hotspot. 🐺🍕👨👩👧👦 Domino's sucks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 30, 2018 Author Share Posted September 30, 2018 24 minutes ago, midnight said: Domino's sucks. What's wrong? Is it too manly for your tummy to handle? 💪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 52 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: that a lone wolf alpha male warrior was about to deliver her a box of boneless chicken from the nearest Domino's hotspot. 🐺🍕👨👩👧👦 No wonder you can’t get laid. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: What's wrong? Is it too manly for your tummy to handle? 💪 Stand down, son. Don't come at your daddy with that tone. Do I need to wash your mouth out with soap? Better check yourself. (Approaches quickly). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 30, 2018 Author Share Posted September 30, 2018 Just now, Tengu said: No wonder you can’t get laid. Haha that's a good one. Not my fault that I understand the pulse of America's legal age teen hottie demographic. I'm not "wining and dining" some ancient millenial women who want a salad and a couple of croutons for dinner, I'm treating the legal babes to REALLY fine cuisine!! 🐰🍕🏍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Yeah, it was a good one. Because it’s fucking true. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 30, 2018 Author Share Posted September 30, 2018 I was gonna have sex with this Kik babe yesterday, but I was really busy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Kik babe = right hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 No you weren't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zenigundam Posted September 30, 2018 Author Share Posted September 30, 2018 45 minutes ago, midnight said: No you weren't. I was busy. I wanted her badly, but she can wait. I'm only increasing her desire for my bod by keeping her in a limbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I was busy. I wanted her badly, but she can wait. I'm only increasing her desire for my bod by keeping her in a limbo. She's gonna find someone else while you're busy playing Fortnite and watching The Smurfs. Put down the PBR and turn off the Switch and go find her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 30, 2018 Author Share Posted September 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, midnight said: She's gonna find someone else while you're busy playing Fortnite and watching The Smurfs. Put down the PBR and turn off the Switch and go find her. She can't do that. She's my lady. 😪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: She can't do that. She's my lady. 😪 Nuh huh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Zenigundam said: that a lone wolf alpha male warrior was about to deliver her a box of boneless chicken from the nearest Domino's hotspot. 🐺🍕👨👩👧👦 ...and she shivs him, for stiffing her Dad (the delivery guy) on the tip. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 You can't be trusted in this situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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