That_One_Guy Posted August 28, 2018 Posted August 28, 2018 (edited) Nobody wants to leave me alone. Someone texted me from a number I didn't recognize. I asked who it was and I got a GIF of a stick figure swinging his nutsack. STOP PLAYING WITH MY GOD DAMN PHONE FUCK Edited August 28, 2018 by That_One_Guy 1
Ric Posted August 28, 2018 Posted August 28, 2018 This is like the opposite of your thread yesterday. 1
That_One_Guy Posted August 28, 2018 Author Posted August 28, 2018 On 8/28/2018 at 10:34 PM, Ric said: This is like the opposite of your thread yesterday. Expand I'm an idiot
TrigunBebop Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 WELL THAT'S THE LAST TIME I SEND YOU A DICK PIC. I mean wut?
That_One_Guy Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 On 8/29/2018 at 12:19 AM, TrigunBebop said: WELL THAT'S THE LAST TIME I SEND YOU A DICK PIC. I mean wut? Expand Lol you wanna lick me?
TrigunBebop Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 On 8/29/2018 at 12:27 AM, That_One_Guy said: Lol you wanna lick me? Expand I don't lick. I blow.
That_One_Guy Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 On 8/29/2018 at 12:29 AM, TrigunBebop said: I don't lick. I blow. Expand You blow balloons and clowns
TrigunBebop Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 On 8/29/2018 at 12:39 AM, That_One_Guy said: You blow balloons and clowns Expand I'll blow anything... for the right price. Wait... what? 1
That_One_Guy Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 On 8/29/2018 at 12:40 AM, TrigunBebop said: I'll blow anything... for the right price. Wait... what? Expand How bout fifteen buck bro?
TrigunBebop Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 On 8/29/2018 at 12:40 AM, That_One_Guy said: How bout fifteen buck bro? Expand I only accept payment in the form of 24 inch Tuftex balloons.
That_One_Guy Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 On 8/29/2018 at 12:42 AM, TrigunBebop said: I only accept payment in the form of 24 inch Tuftex balloons. Expand Why 24 inch specifically
TrigunBebop Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 On 8/29/2018 at 12:46 AM, That_One_Guy said: Why 24 inch specifically Expand Because they make the best fuck cuddle buddies.
That_One_Guy Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 On 8/29/2018 at 12:48 AM, TrigunBebop said: Because they make the best fuck cuddle buddies. Expand You're going to HELL for your immoral balloon fornication
TrigunBebop Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 On 8/29/2018 at 1:42 AM, That_One_Guy said: You're going to HELL for your immoral balloon fornication Expand Immoral? The Bible says absolutely nothing about banging balloons. Checkmate, theists. 1
That_One_Guy Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 On 8/29/2018 at 1:45 AM, TrigunBebop said: Immoral? The Bible says absolutely nothing about banging balloons. Checkmate, theists. Expand It says "thou shalt not loon" ephesians 420:69 1 1
TrigunBebop Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 On 8/29/2018 at 1:54 AM, That_One_Guy said: It says "thou shalt not loon" ephesians 420:69 Expand Lies. Lies and slander libel.
That_One_Guy Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 If god wanted you to fuck a balloon he would have made your dick out of silly putty
TrigunBebop Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 (edited) On 8/29/2018 at 2:10 AM, That_One_Guy said: If god wanted you to fuck a balloon he would have made your dick out of silly putty Expand God does want you to fuck balloons though. That's why dicks "inflate"... because dicks are balloons. And since dicks are balloons, that means they are meant to fuck other balloons. It's just natural. Edited August 29, 2018 by TrigunBebop
That_One_Guy Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 On 8/29/2018 at 2:15 AM, TrigunBebop said: God does want you to fuck balloons though. That's why dicks "inflate"... because dicks are balloons. And since dicks are balloons, that means they are meant to fuck other balloons. It's just natural. Expand my offer stands. you wanna lick me?
TrigunBebop Posted August 30, 2018 Posted August 30, 2018 On 8/29/2018 at 3:32 AM, That_One_Guy said: my offer stands. you wanna lick me? Expand Are you made of latex?
That_One_Guy Posted August 30, 2018 Author Posted August 30, 2018 On 8/30/2018 at 9:50 PM, TrigunBebop said: Are you made of latex? Expand I can be 😏
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