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Nobody wants to leave me alone. Someone texted me from a number I didn't recognize. I asked who it was and I got a GIF of a stick figure swinging his nutsack. STOP PLAYING WITH MY GOD DAMN PHONE FUCK

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Just now, That_One_Guy said:

You're going to HELL for your immoral balloon fornication 

Immoral? The Bible says absolutely nothing about banging balloons.

Checkmate, theists. B|

 

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8 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

Immoral? The Bible says absolutely nothing about banging balloons.

Checkmate, theists. B|

 

It says "thou shalt not loon" ephesians 420:69

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7 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

If god wanted you to fuck a balloon he would have made your dick out of silly putty

God does want you to fuck balloons though. That's why dicks "inflate"... because dicks are balloons.

And since dicks are balloons, that means they are meant to fuck other balloons. It's just natural.

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1 hour ago, TrigunBebop said:

God does want you to fuck balloons though. That's why dicks "inflate"... because dicks are balloons.

And since dicks are balloons, that means they are meant to fuck other balloons. It's just natural.

my offer stands. you wanna lick me?

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