That_One_Guy Posted August 28, 2018 Posted August 28, 2018 (edited) Nobody wants to leave me alone. Someone texted me from a number I didn't recognize. I asked who it was and I got a GIF of a stick figure swinging his nutsack. STOP PLAYING WITH MY GOD DAMN PHONE FUCK Edited August 28, 2018 by That_One_Guy 1
Ric Posted August 28, 2018 Posted August 28, 2018 This is like the opposite of your thread yesterday. 1
That_One_Guy Posted August 28, 2018 Author Posted August 28, 2018 27 minutes ago, Ric said: This is like the opposite of your thread yesterday. I'm an idiot
TrigunBebop Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 WELL THAT'S THE LAST TIME I SEND YOU A DICK PIC. I mean wut?
That_One_Guy Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 7 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: WELL THAT'S THE LAST TIME I SEND YOU A DICK PIC. I mean wut? Lol you wanna lick me?
TrigunBebop Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Lol you wanna lick me? I don't lick. I blow.
That_One_Guy Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 9 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: I don't lick. I blow. You blow balloons and clowns
TrigunBebop Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 Just now, That_One_Guy said: You blow balloons and clowns I'll blow anything... for the right price. Wait... what? 1
That_One_Guy Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 Just now, TrigunBebop said: I'll blow anything... for the right price. Wait... what? How bout fifteen buck bro?
TrigunBebop Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: How bout fifteen buck bro? I only accept payment in the form of 24 inch Tuftex balloons.
That_One_Guy Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: I only accept payment in the form of 24 inch Tuftex balloons. Why 24 inch specifically
TrigunBebop Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: Why 24 inch specifically Because they make the best fuck cuddle buddies.
That_One_Guy Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 53 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Because they make the best fuck cuddle buddies. You're going to HELL for your immoral balloon fornication
TrigunBebop Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 Just now, That_One_Guy said: You're going to HELL for your immoral balloon fornication Immoral? The Bible says absolutely nothing about banging balloons. Checkmate, theists. 1
That_One_Guy Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 8 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Immoral? The Bible says absolutely nothing about banging balloons. Checkmate, theists. It says "thou shalt not loon" ephesians 420:69 1 1
TrigunBebop Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: It says "thou shalt not loon" ephesians 420:69 Lies. Lies and slander libel.
That_One_Guy Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 If god wanted you to fuck a balloon he would have made your dick out of silly putty
TrigunBebop Posted August 29, 2018 Posted August 29, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: If god wanted you to fuck a balloon he would have made your dick out of silly putty God does want you to fuck balloons though. That's why dicks "inflate"... because dicks are balloons. And since dicks are balloons, that means they are meant to fuck other balloons. It's just natural. Edited August 29, 2018 by TrigunBebop
That_One_Guy Posted August 29, 2018 Author Posted August 29, 2018 1 hour ago, TrigunBebop said: God does want you to fuck balloons though. That's why dicks "inflate"... because dicks are balloons. And since dicks are balloons, that means they are meant to fuck other balloons. It's just natural. my offer stands. you wanna lick me?
TrigunBebop Posted August 30, 2018 Posted August 30, 2018 On 8/28/2018 at 11:32 PM, That_One_Guy said: my offer stands. you wanna lick me? Are you made of latex?
That_One_Guy Posted August 30, 2018 Author Posted August 30, 2018 1 hour ago, TrigunBebop said: Are you made of latex? I can be 😏
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