Did you ever play sports as a kid and...

[Zenigundam]

beat up the ref because he got you mad?

I did because he kept making stupid calls to make my team lose and I saw the girl I was crushing on cheering us on from the stands, so I pulled my alpha card out and beat up that ref to show her that I would protect her and then... and forever. 💪🏋️‍♂️💏

[StarPanda]

You were always picked last weren't you 

[KimopoBotar]

You never played sports. 

[KreiaDidNothingWrong]

That girl was your mom

[Bouvre]

The ref won the fight and the ref was your dad.