Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 And I just randomly thought of an SNL sketch from the 90s that probably no one else remembers. 😐 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 sandler, farley, spader as females? in the mall? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 28, 2018 Author Share Posted June 28, 2018 4 hours ago, discolemonade said: sandler, farley, spader as females? in the mall? Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 oy. computer guy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 28, 2018 Author Share Posted June 28, 2018 1 hour ago, discolemonade said: oy. computer guy. I don't even know what that is. it was a sketch where guest host Kirsty Alley was a make up sales person at a mall. Women would go up to her and Kirsty Alley's character would demonstrate their make up products by putting them on the prospective customers. When a customer made a complaint ("IT'S BURNING!" Was a common one), the make up sales person would say "Clinique calls it [negative attribute identified by customer], we call it [made up positive attribute that doesn't exist]." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 7 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I don't even know what that is. it was a sketch where guest host Kirsty Alley was a make up sales person at a mall. Women would go up to her and Kirsty Alley's character would demonstrate their make up products by putting them on the prospective customers. When a customer made a complaint ("IT'S BURNING!" Was a common one), the make up sales person would say "Clinique calls it [negative attribute identified by customer], we call it [made up positive attribute that doesn't exist]." I always tell people the "Maine Justice" skit was probably one of the funniest ones I've ever seen and generally no one remembers it It was from the episode Jamie Foxx hosted and it literally had me in tears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 29, 2018 Author Share Posted June 29, 2018 29 minutes ago, molarbear said: I always tell people the "Maine Justice" skit was probably one of the funniest ones I've ever seen and generally no one remembers it It was from the episode Jamie Foxx hosted and it literally had me in tears I don't remember it either. >_> Dear god, my phone doesn't have a paranoid shifty eyes emoji. Do I really have to us angle brackets like I'm a fucking caveman? 😐😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 11 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I don't remember it either. >_> Dear god, my phone doesn't have a paranoid shifty eyes emoji. Do I really have to us angle brackets like I'm a fucking caveman? 😐😂 I'd link a clip but the only video on youtube of it has some weird ass messages about the some government purposely causing earthquakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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