bnmjy Posted June 12, 2018 Posted June 12, 2018 (edited) >I was only 9 years old>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life">My dad hears me and calls me a faggot>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek>I called him a cunt>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep>I'm crying now, and my face hurts>I lay in bed and it's really cold>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me>It's Shrek >I am so happy >He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp." >He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek >He penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Shrek >He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now." >Shrek leaves through my window >Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Edited June 12, 2018 by bnmjy 3 1
Codename: Jackass Posted June 12, 2018 Posted June 12, 2018 57 minutes ago, quebecelegy said: @empty I barely pay attention to this shit anymore, I don't even know where this came from. friendship ended with Shrek Minions is my friend now
NaBarney Posted June 12, 2018 Posted June 12, 2018 14 minutes ago, empty said: I barely pay attention to this shit anymore, I don't even know where this came from. friendship ended with Shrek Minions is my friend now Thas right 1
Codename: Jackass Posted June 12, 2018 Posted June 12, 2018 Damn, Shrek really takes no prisoners, does he?
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