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bnmjy Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 (edited) >I was only 9 years old>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life">My dad hears me and calls me a faggot>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek>I called him a cunt>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep>I'm crying now, and my face hurts>I lay in bed and it's really cold>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me>It's Shrek >I am so happy >He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp." >He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek >He penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Shrek >He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now." >Shrek leaves through my window >Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Edited June 12, 2018 by bnmjy 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 57 minutes ago, quebecelegy said: @empty I barely pay attention to this shit anymore, I don't even know where this came from. friendship ended with Shrek Minions is my friend now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 14 minutes ago, empty said: I barely pay attention to this shit anymore, I don't even know where this came from. friendship ended with Shrek Minions is my friend now Thas right 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 lol where do you find this shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 It is everywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Codename: Jackass Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Damn, Shrek really takes no prisoners, does he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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