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Posted (edited)

came up with this really cool scene that I think could be in an early afternoon soap opera. I'll actually be starring in it.

So the hot lead actress's husband just died and this is the first episode btw, and she didn't kiss him or do anything with him and, in fact, the actress in real life is totally hot, but she's never even kissed a guy yet, btw she's 18 and very hot.

So anyway, her husband dies at the end of the episode, he was riding his bike and got mauled by a cougar, and anyway it's raining heavily and I show up to her house to deliver the news, I work for the government in this soap opera.

So anyway, she breaks down in tears and I tell her, "I'm so sorry, Sophie." and I hold her in my arms and then I smoothly maneuver her back slightly by the shoulders and look into her eyes, and say, "I don't know if I'm the alpha you need, but right now I'm the one you deserve" and we kiss... French kiss... and the end credits roll.

That's what I call box office daytime television for the stay at home moms!! 🏋️‍♂️

Edited by Zenigundam
Posted
Just now, stilgar said:

Shut up.

I'll give you a role in the soap opera. You can be her jealous ex-boyfriend from HS who starts stalking us from episode 2 onward and every once in a while I confront you and beat you up and then the police arrive and give me a medal every time I do that because they appreciate that I'm making the streets safer for young, legal age sexy babes. 🐂

Guest The Hound
Posted

Such a loser. 

Posted

Either that or do a teen HS soap opera, you might be pushing 30 but are still young enough in mind and body to pull it off.

 
 
Posted
50 minutes ago, Ric said:

Either that or do a teen HS soap opera, you might be pushing 30 but are still young enough in mind and body to pull it off.

 
 

My body's burning, my heart's on fire. I'm gonna push it over the wire! 💪

Kumite! Kumite! Kumite!

Guest The Hound
Posted
53 minutes ago, naraku360 said:

>calls people losers

>is viper

:D

Lul youre another nolifer too 😋

Posted
13 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

I'll be sure to give the security at WS your cross-eyed picture.

They don't carry tasers. 

Why do you want the security guards to get hurt? 😦

Posted
58 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Why do you want the security guards to get hurt? 😦

I am sure security there is strong enough to lift you up without hurting themselves.

Posted
21 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

Why do you want the security guards to get hurt? 😦

The 'weakest' oldest security guard at WS could break your pudge ass without even breaking a sweat. :|

 

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