death_by_motorboat Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 as your freshly brewed chamomile pushes its containing teabag to the surface of your cup for the third time, and you finish stirring the pure cane sugar you eloquently poured into the styrofoam utensil, a $2000 machine bakes stale shit to its walls and all through its spout, while a teenager pours a cup of rotten hyper bean into cup on the nasty bacteria-covered, sticky community stirring spaces, because he saw mama drink the brown fruit his whole life and is accustomed to not having a brain of his own. another teenager trying to tidy up the ritual coffee station for the caffeine-addict rush coming at 3pm, accidentally spills a wet filter full of grinds on the floor and theres such an appetizing mess that the coffee frenzy continues, with a vengeance. in 1961 one acid head had the shakes. starbucks took the scene. all we need is caffeine pills you fucking coffee fashion-fanatic fucking freaks. the dirt on that swizzle stick is anywhere from AIDS to feces, and its an imitation- an image they upkeep. none of those fucking people like coffee. they are drinking brown water and dont know why... its because a hundred years ago a few travelers needed the hospitality. not 75 idiots that think coffee is the greatest thing since air. drink a monster you idiot fucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Are you passive-aggressively insulting my working at Starbucks? (yes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Drinking too much monster will give you diabetes. Drinking coffee won't do that, depending on what you put in it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted May 30, 2018 Author Share Posted May 30, 2018 1 hour ago, bnmjy said: Are you passive-aggressively insulting my working at Starbucks? (yes) no i think its great you have a job there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted May 30, 2018 Author Share Posted May 30, 2018 41 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Drinking too much monster will give you diabetes. Drinking coffee won't do that, depending on what you put in it. im just blowing steam for all those messy times someone had to freshly brew the same thing thats in the fridge in bottles and cans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 You know, you don't have to keep droning on wistfully about a society you don't partake of. You could instead simply engage it, and then shed all the anxiety and resentment born of unfamiliarity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 "eloquently"? "Elegantly" would work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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