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Ya think I'll be able to scare them away? Old people might find my stories of twenty page love letters written to girls I just started talking to over OkCupid to be heartwarming and chivalrous.

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I'm about to take one after I make a fried baloney sammich.....

 

I was supposed to be a prize fighter, or a doctor, or a ninja or some shit right now, but instead I go to sleep a 7pm....WTF is this.

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  On 1/18/2017 at 12:45 AM, Zenigundam said:

Ya think I'll be able to scare them away? Old people might find my stories of twenty page love letters written to girls I just started talking to over OkCupid to be heartwarming and chivalrous.

 

yep  :|

 

you should definitely go to jazz tonight

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  On 1/18/2017 at 12:51 AM, Zenigundam said:

Jazz sounds fun. Do I have to snap my fingers and act classy or can I just pound cheap malt liquor and say what comes to my mind?

 

this is not a zeni joins the performance kind of show. its a zeni makes his table rounds like he should and i reap the benefits kind of show.

 

buuuuuut i bet there are some widows about, so thats a plus for you. all the single ladies? 0.o

 

anyways, you'll have to smuggle in your own cheap booze. there is nothing cheap about the kind of liquor and beer they sell  :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  On 1/18/2017 at 12:56 AM, MEXobiologist said:

this is not a zeni joins the performance kind of show. its a zeni makes his table rounds like he should and i reap the benefits kind of show.

 

buuuuuut i bet there are some widows about, so thats a plus for you. all the single ladies? 0.o

 

anyways, you'll have to smuggle in your own cheap booze. there is nothing cheap about the kind of liquor and beer they sell  :(

Hey, maybe one of those old spinsters will buy him a drink.  You never know.  :P
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  On 1/17/2017 at 11:30 PM, Zenigundam said:

Not going to that crappy interview at 7:30, got one much better on Monday. Gonna drink and hook up Arkham Knight on my PS4.

 

Great plan mate

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