So a blonde walks into a library

[Greeny]

and asks the librarian, "Can I have a cheeseburger"?

The librarian says, "This is a library".

So the blonde whispers, "Can I have a cheeseburger"?

 

[PhilosipherStoned]

Can I have a cheeseburger?

[little_girl_lost]

an oldie, but