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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Balloon Edition


TrigunBebop

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Fuck-17 inch Tuftex: These cuties are durable enough for things to get hot and heavy, but not durable enough to make any long term commitments. These balloons are perfect if you're just looking for a good time. ;)

Marry-24 inch Tuftex: Strong, yet soft, these dependable balloons are absolutely perfect for long term lovin'. They are durable enough for really rough, passionate lovin', but soft enough that you'll wanna snuggle up with them for hours afterwards. Their larger size and their silky smooth latex also make them absolutely perfect cuddle buddies. Not only can this balloon rock your world, it can also keep you warm in the middle of the night. ;)

Kill-Mylar balloons: Imagine trying to have sex with tinfoil. Now you know why I chose mylar balloons for this category. :|

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