Zenigundam Posted February 25, 2018 Posted February 25, 2018 How he never danced with the wolves? Lone wolf alpha male warriors dance alone.
Zenigundam Posted February 25, 2018 Author Posted February 25, 2018 10 minutes ago, Clu said: I noticed that movie was long and boring. Lol true.
Ric Posted February 25, 2018 Posted February 25, 2018 3 hours ago, Clu said: I noticed that movie was long and boring.
Houdini Splicer Posted February 25, 2018 Posted February 25, 2018 I've noticed in the movie "Zeni Gets the Girl" Zeni never gets the girl. Oh, and there is no girl. It's just his hand, and even his hand turned him down. Damn.
Ric Posted February 25, 2018 Posted February 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, Vin_Tybul said: I've noticed in the movie "Zeni Gets the Girl" Zeni never gets the girl. Oh, and there is no girl. It's just his hand, and even his hand turned him down. Damn. He just got six girls last week, why make shit up?
Zenigundam Posted February 25, 2018 Author Posted February 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Ric said: He just got six girls last week, why make shit up? Bro, that movie he mentioned was the biggest box office flop ever because, although people do like fantasy flicks, the movie's premise was too ridiculous to ever be believed. Only a handful of betas, who were angrily fapping to their internet stalkies, were in theaters to watch that massive flop (and this all happened while I was on my hot sexy blonde girl harem adventure badass fuck yeah alpha male journey). ?
Ric Posted February 25, 2018 Posted February 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Bro, that movie he mentioned was the biggest box office flop ever because, although people do like fantasy flicks, the movie's premise was too ridiculous to ever be believed. Only a handful of betas, who were angrily fapping to their internet stalkies, were in theaters to watch that massive flop (and this all happened while I was on my hot sexy blonde girl harem adventure badass fuck yeah alpha male journey). ? Wow I never heard of that movie. Sounds terrible.
Zenigundam Posted February 25, 2018 Author Posted February 25, 2018 Ummm yeah that's why it flopped at the box office... I mean like if it exists anyway, I'm just going by word of mouth because I was making out with two hotties on my couch when I was told about it and I laughed so hard that I accidentally bit one of the hotties on her nose, but she apologized for crowding me so much with her sexy badness and bod even though it kinda was my fault.
Houdini Splicer Posted February 25, 2018 Posted February 25, 2018 15 minutes ago, Ric said: He just got six girls last week, why make shit up? Why not?
Zenigundam Posted February 25, 2018 Author Posted February 25, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Vin_Tybul said: Why not? That'd be breaking the honor code of the lone wolf *kisses a sexy brunette babe, 19 years old* alpha male warrior clan, and obviously I can't divulge the particulars. Edited February 25, 2018 by Zenigundam
Houdini Splicer Posted February 25, 2018 Posted February 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: That'd be breaking the honor code of the lone wolf *kisses a sexy brunette babe, 19 years old* alpha male warrior clan, and obviously I can't divulge the particulars. Now, where's the fun in that?
Zenigundam Posted February 25, 2018 Author Posted February 25, 2018 The fun is in the quest to become a lone wolf alpha male warrior. You guys can achieve this nirvana of hot babes, smooth malt liquor, excellent food, hot tubs, awesome video games, premium cable, and tipless Domino's orders too someday, but it takes a lot of hard goddamn work. I didn't get where I am today by lazing around and waiting for things to happen. I made badass ninja warrior moves and evolved from a boy into a man, and the analogy I always use is like how a docile cub becomes a 1,000 lb grizzly bear who runs the show. Anyway, I need another drink, this is too much typing.
Houdini Splicer Posted February 25, 2018 Posted February 25, 2018 You're just one badass motherfucker, aren't you?
Zenigundam Posted February 25, 2018 Author Posted February 25, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Vin_Tybul said: You're just one badass motherfucker, aren't you? I try to stay humble and out of the spotlight. It really does annoy me sometimes when I have to pry the cuties from my neck. Clinginess is not attractive.. ? Edited February 25, 2018 by Zenigundam
Zenigundam Posted February 25, 2018 Author Posted February 25, 2018 "Go home, babes! Zeni needs his alone time too! Life isn't about sex 24/7! I have to go to work and do adultly things ya know!"
Houdini Splicer Posted February 25, 2018 Posted February 25, 2018 But it's Sunday, Mr. Badass. No school today, remember?
Ginguy Posted February 25, 2018 Posted February 25, 2018 7 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Lone wolf alpha male warriors dance alone. Know who else dances alone; drunk rapey pedo-creep Zetabottoms..... 1
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