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Posted
3 minutes ago, Vin_Tybul said:

I've noticed in the movie "Zeni Gets the Girl" Zeni never gets the girl.

 

 

 

Oh, and there is no girl. It's just his hand, and even his hand turned him down. Damn.

He just got six girls last week, why make shit up?

Posted
1 minute ago, Ric said:

He just got six girls last week, why make shit up?

Bro, that movie he mentioned was the biggest box office flop ever because, although people do like fantasy flicks, the movie's premise was too ridiculous to ever be believed. Only a handful of betas, who were angrily fapping to their internet stalkies, were in theaters to watch that massive flop (and this all happened while I was on my hot sexy blonde girl harem adventure badass fuck yeah alpha male journey). ?

Posted
1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

Bro, that movie he mentioned was the biggest box office flop ever because, although people do like fantasy flicks, the movie's premise was too ridiculous to ever be believed. Only a handful of betas, who were angrily fapping to their internet stalkies, were in theaters to watch that massive flop (and this all happened while I was on my hot sexy blonde girl harem adventure badass fuck yeah alpha male journey). ?

Wow I never heard of that movie. Sounds terrible.

Posted

Ummm yeah that's why it flopped at the box office... I mean like if it exists anyway, I'm just going by word of mouth because I was making out with two hotties on my couch when I was told about it and I laughed so hard that I accidentally bit one of the hotties on her nose, but she apologized for crowding me so much with her sexy badness and bod even though it kinda was my fault.

Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, Vin_Tybul said:

Why not?

That'd be breaking the honor code of the lone wolf *kisses a sexy brunette babe, 19 years old* alpha male warrior clan, and obviously I can't divulge the particulars.

Edited by Zenigundam
Posted
2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

That'd be breaking the honor code of the lone wolf *kisses a sexy brunette babe, 19 years old* alpha male warrior clan, and obviously I can't divulge the particulars.

Now, where's the fun in that?

Posted

The fun is in the quest to become a lone wolf alpha male warrior. You guys can achieve this nirvana of hot babes, smooth malt liquor, excellent food, hot tubs, awesome video games, premium cable, and tipless Domino's orders too someday, but it takes a lot of hard goddamn work. I didn't get where I am today by lazing around and waiting for things to happen. I made badass ninja warrior moves and evolved from a boy into a man, and the analogy I always use is like how a docile cub becomes a 1,000 lb grizzly bear who runs the show. 

 

Anyway,  I need another drink, this is too much typing.

Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, Vin_Tybul said:

You're just one badass motherfucker, aren't you?

I try to stay humble and out of the spotlight. It really does annoy me sometimes when I have to pry the cuties from my neck. Clinginess is not attractive.. ?

Edited by Zenigundam
Posted
7 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

Lone wolf alpha male warriors dance alone.

Know who else dances alone; drunk rapey pedo-creep Zetabottoms.....

 

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