Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 can I just replace my spine with one that doesn't hurt please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 ...why not go back to the weed related stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 I started taking ecstacy to connect with coworkers more. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 16, 2018 Author Share Posted February 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: ...why not go back to the weed related stuff? Job searching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Just now, Rogue_Alphonse said: Job searching. Ah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 16, 2018 Author Share Posted February 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Clu said: I started taking ecstacy to connect with coworkers more. I usually do well at connecting with coworkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 But backrubs feel amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 16, 2018 Author Share Posted February 16, 2018 Yes they do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroCreep Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 I've come to realize that once you've gotten your back really jacked up, you can only mitigate the pain, but never eliminate the pain and misery entirely. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 16, 2018 Author Share Posted February 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, AstroCreep said: I've come to realize that once you've gotten your back really jacked up, you can only mitigate the pain, but never eliminate the pain and misery entirely. You are 100% correct. Dude, simple tasks like doing the dishes because of that veeeeery slight way I have to bend, fucking hurts my back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroCreep Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Just now, Rogue_Alphonse said: You are 100% correct. Dude, simple tasks like doing the dishes because of that veeeeery slight way I have to bend, fucking hurts my back. Oh man, tell me about it. I've been doing laundry today, that always puts a hurting on me. Core exercises help me the most, keep me strong and stable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 16, 2018 Author Share Posted February 16, 2018 Fuck laundry, mainly folding the clothes. I've been on a sit-up regimen for a bit (well, back on it) but some days I wake up hurting. It's not nearly as bad if I smoke once a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 If you're just trying to pass a piss test or mouth swab then there's no reason not to smoke once a week, those tests are really easy to trick. For your health Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Nabloom said: If you're just trying to pass a piss test or mouth swab then there's no reason not to smoke once a week, those tests are really easy to trick. For your health They do mouth swabs now? I've only ever gotten the urine or hair test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Just now, molarbear said: They do mouth swabs now? I've only ever gotten the urine or hair test I've never heard of the hair test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Mouth swabs are only $10 so the companies use these as a safe measure to protect. Mouth swabs are the easiest to fake. They barely pick up alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 1 minute ago, molarbear said: They do mouth swabs now? I've only ever gotten the urine or hair test Yeah, easiest test in the world - it's for like when they want to say they drug test but don't actually want to turn away any warm bodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Just now, Nabloom said: Yeah, easiest test in the world - it's for like when they want to say they drug test but don't actually want to turn away any warm bodies. Bingo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 16, 2018 Author Share Posted February 16, 2018 11 minutes ago, Nabloom said: If you're just trying to pass a piss test or mouth swab then there's no reason not to smoke once a week, those tests are really easy to trick. For your health I have passed two piss tests and had smoked 3 days before. But I know how my luck works... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I've never heard of the hair test. drugs can be traced up to something like 3 months back in your hair apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Just now, molarbear said: drugs can be traced up to something like 3 months back in your hair apparently Not all drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, Clu said: Mouth swabs are only $10 so the companies use these as a safe measure to protect. Mouth swabs are the easiest to fake. They barely pick up alcohol. 5 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Yeah, easiest test in the world - it's for like when they want to say they drug test but don't actually want to turn away any warm bodies. how do they even test it? Are they checking for residue or can they actually use your saliva to test for drugs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 The swab stays in the mouth until the lines appear, like pregnancy. If they "fail" or what is called false positive, they have to pay for a urine test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Dunno the science behind mouth swabs. I assume they're just bunk bc I've never done anything special to get around them (I've heard mouthwash or even sucking on a mint prior can allow anyone to pass) and am 3 for 3, even smoked day of for one although I did brush my teeth afterward, but it's also entirely possible that I failed all of them and each hiring person administering the test just pretended like I didn't since they were always desperate for basic laborers (a staffing agency for an Amazon warehouse in November, etc) I mean they take a glance then throw em right in the garbage so it's not like there's any safeguards against that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 I don't know the science either. I know they cost $10 and they charge $30. I've never seen a false positive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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