Zenigundam Posted February 11, 2018 Posted February 11, 2018 No hot girl next to me, going back to sleep. Could have sworn I picked up a hot girl on the bus ride home
Hornshire Posted February 11, 2018 Posted February 11, 2018 This reminds Us of that other thread you made. You know, the one where you imagined you did something good, but reality was not so. 2
SlappyKincaid Posted February 11, 2018 Posted February 11, 2018 She probably robbed you. Did you have both kidneys still?
Phillies Posted February 11, 2018 Posted February 11, 2018 8 minutes ago, SlappyKincaid said: She probably robbed you. Did you have both kidneys still? Alpha male kidneys go for 2x on the black market.
Still Me Posted February 11, 2018 Posted February 11, 2018 Not surprising....with the magnitude of your delusions of grandeur....you should be institutionalized
Houdini Splicer Posted February 11, 2018 Posted February 11, 2018 9 hours ago, Zenigundam said: No hot girl next to me, going back to sleep. Could have sworn I picked up a hot girl on the bus ride home It was your mom. You drunkenly tried to cop a feel, so she got up, ran into her room, locked the door, and dialed 9-1- just waiting for you to try to open the door before she hit the other 1. 1
SlappyKincaid Posted February 11, 2018 Posted February 11, 2018 i used to fall asleep on my couch all the time when i was extra horribly depressed and a severe alcoholic. Why give a shit to get up and go to bed? Who cares?
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