Zenigundam Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 No hot girl next to me, going back to sleep. Could have sworn I picked up a hot girl on the bus ride home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 This reminds Us of that other thread you made. You know, the one where you imagined you did something good, but reality was not so. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 She probably robbed you. Did you have both kidneys still? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 8 minutes ago, SlappyKincaid said: She probably robbed you. Did you have both kidneys still? Alpha male kidneys go for 2x on the black market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Not surprising....with the magnitude of your delusions of grandeur....you should be institutionalized Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaptKrunch Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 I love bus girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 9 hours ago, Zenigundam said: No hot girl next to me, going back to sleep. Could have sworn I picked up a hot girl on the bus ride home It was your mom. You drunkenly tried to cop a feel, so she got up, ran into her room, locked the door, and dialed 9-1- just waiting for you to try to open the door before she hit the other 1. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 i used to fall asleep on my couch all the time when i was extra horribly depressed and a severe alcoholic. Why give a shit to get up and go to bed? Who cares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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