nameraka Posted December 26, 2017 Posted December 26, 2017 (edited) breakfast was leftover cornbread stuffing with chorizo and fried egg. i'm mostly interested in what to do with the remaining 7 lbs of ham... suggestions? other than a ham-helmet. i thought of that already. Edited December 26, 2017 by nameraka
oolpmahC-iarumaS Posted December 26, 2017 Posted December 26, 2017 Ham omelet, hall sammy, there are fairly easy cream of potatoe soups that ham goes well in 1
death_by_motorboat Posted December 26, 2017 Posted December 26, 2017 1 hour ago, nameraka said: breakfast was leftover cornbread stuffing with chorizo and fried egg. i'm mostly interested in what to do with the remaining 7 lbs of ham... suggestions? other than a ham-helmet. i thought of that already. 7 pounds? i have no idea. you can use maybe half of it on a huge pot of ham and bean soup http://allrecipes.com/video/1265/basic-ham-and-bean-soup/?internalSource=picture_play&referringId=17628&referringContentType=recipe 1
death_by_motorboat Posted December 26, 2017 Posted December 26, 2017 1 hour ago, nameraka said: breakfast was leftover cornbread stuffing with chorizo and fried egg. i'm mostly interested in what to do with the remaining 7 lbs of ham... suggestions? other than a ham-helmet. i thought of that already. i have a prime rib dinner, just one sitting, taken home from the get together last night. i drank three shots of whiskey and had 4 glasses of wine, then fell asleep for 45 minutes early in the day there was taco and chili dip, cheese cake, crackers, tortilla chips, coffee, then at 7pm there was only 4 of us, we had prime rib roast, squash, smashed potatoes, green beans, gravy, apple crisp.. i got a to-go container with a little of each
nameraka Posted December 26, 2017 Author Posted December 26, 2017 44 minutes ago, Vamped said: give it to the homeless great. where does one find the homeless?
Vamped Posted December 26, 2017 Posted December 26, 2017 13 minutes ago, nameraka said: great. where does one find the homeless? around?
nameraka Posted December 26, 2017 Author Posted December 26, 2017 Just now, Vamped said: around? okay. i'll go ask around.
Vamped Posted December 26, 2017 Posted December 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, nameraka said: okay. i'll go ask around. the more questionable the neighborhood, the better
Drunkenwarrior Posted December 26, 2017 Posted December 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Vamped said: give it to the homeless Fuck that! Give it to me
Vamped Posted December 26, 2017 Posted December 26, 2017 Just now, Drunkenwarrior said: Fuck that! Give it to me Whatever works.
nameraka Posted December 26, 2017 Author Posted December 26, 2017 5 minutes ago, Vamped said: the more questionable the neighborhood, the better good advice. i was thinking i should wear the ham like a coat and yell out "free ham for all." that should attract the homeless, right?
Vamped Posted December 26, 2017 Posted December 26, 2017 1 minute ago, nameraka said: good advice. i was thinking i should wear the ham like a coat and yell out "free ham for all." that should attract the homeless, right? dogs probably maybe a crack head
nameraka Posted December 26, 2017 Author Posted December 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: Fuck that! Give it to me i'll consider that. since you're not homeless, though, i'll need to see a written proposal illustrating how you intend to use my ham.
nameraka Posted December 26, 2017 Author Posted December 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Vamped said: dogs probably maybe a crack head well. homeless dogs and crackheads have to eat too. i am a bit concerned that they might not stop with the ham though...
Vamped Posted December 26, 2017 Posted December 26, 2017 1 minute ago, nameraka said: well. homeless dogs and crackheads have to eat too. i am a bit concerned that they might not stop with the ham though... well lots of people eat ass so ... you might wanna make sure your asshole is spotless if that's what you're looking for 1
nameraka Posted December 26, 2017 Author Posted December 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Vamped said: well lots of people eat ass so ... you might wanna make sure your asshole is spotless if that's what you're looking for you're just full of good advice. you should write a book.
Drunkenwarrior Posted December 26, 2017 Posted December 26, 2017 6 minutes ago, nameraka said: i'll consider that. since you're not homeless, though, i'll need to see a written proposal illustrating how you intend to use my ham. Well I suppose I'll eat some of it. Then rub the rest of it all over a large woman's body in my annual new years orgy
nameraka Posted December 26, 2017 Author Posted December 26, 2017 Just now, Drunkenwarrior said: Well I suppose I'll eat some of it. Then rub the rest of it all over a large woman's body in my annual new years orgy good enough. i don't really have proper packaging to mail it in, so just be aware it will come in about 500 greasy envelopes over a period of several weeks.
Drunkenwarrior Posted December 26, 2017 Posted December 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, nameraka said: good enough. i don't really have proper packaging to mail it in, so just be aware it will come in about 500 greasy envelopes over a period of several weeks. I would be disappointed any other way
Vamped Posted December 26, 2017 Posted December 26, 2017 30 minutes ago, nameraka said: good enough. i don't really have proper packaging to mail it in, so just be aware it will come in about 500 greasy envelopes over a period of several weeks. Or you could just cut out the middle man and rub it over a large woman's body yourself instead of mailing it to someone else to rub all over another large woman. 1
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