nameraka Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 (edited) breakfast was leftover cornbread stuffing with chorizo and fried egg. i'm mostly interested in what to do with the remaining 7 lbs of ham... suggestions? other than a ham-helmet. i thought of that already. Edited December 26, 2017 by nameraka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oolpmahC-iarumaS Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Ham omelet, hall sammy, there are fairly easy cream of potatoe soups that ham goes well in 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 give it to the homeless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 1 hour ago, nameraka said: breakfast was leftover cornbread stuffing with chorizo and fried egg. i'm mostly interested in what to do with the remaining 7 lbs of ham... suggestions? other than a ham-helmet. i thought of that already. 7 pounds? i have no idea. you can use maybe half of it on a huge pot of ham and bean soup http://allrecipes.com/video/1265/basic-ham-and-bean-soup/?internalSource=picture_play&referringId=17628&referringContentType=recipe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 1 hour ago, nameraka said: breakfast was leftover cornbread stuffing with chorizo and fried egg. i'm mostly interested in what to do with the remaining 7 lbs of ham... suggestions? other than a ham-helmet. i thought of that already. i have a prime rib dinner, just one sitting, taken home from the get together last night. i drank three shots of whiskey and had 4 glasses of wine, then fell asleep for 45 minutes early in the day there was taco and chili dip, cheese cake, crackers, tortilla chips, coffee, then at 7pm there was only 4 of us, we had prime rib roast, squash, smashed potatoes, green beans, gravy, apple crisp.. i got a to-go container with a little of each Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted December 26, 2017 Author Share Posted December 26, 2017 44 minutes ago, Vamped said: give it to the homeless great. where does one find the homeless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 13 minutes ago, nameraka said: great. where does one find the homeless? around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted December 26, 2017 Author Share Posted December 26, 2017 Just now, Vamped said: around? okay. i'll go ask around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Freeze it and save it for next year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, nameraka said: okay. i'll go ask around. the more questionable the neighborhood, the better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Vamped said: give it to the homeless Fuck that! Give it to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Just now, Drunkenwarrior said: Fuck that! Give it to me Whatever works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted December 26, 2017 Author Share Posted December 26, 2017 5 minutes ago, Vamped said: the more questionable the neighborhood, the better good advice. i was thinking i should wear the ham like a coat and yell out "free ham for all." that should attract the homeless, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 1 minute ago, nameraka said: good advice. i was thinking i should wear the ham like a coat and yell out "free ham for all." that should attract the homeless, right? dogs probably maybe a crack head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted December 26, 2017 Author Share Posted December 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: Fuck that! Give it to me i'll consider that. since you're not homeless, though, i'll need to see a written proposal illustrating how you intend to use my ham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted December 26, 2017 Author Share Posted December 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Vamped said: dogs probably maybe a crack head well. homeless dogs and crackheads have to eat too. i am a bit concerned that they might not stop with the ham though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 1 minute ago, nameraka said: well. homeless dogs and crackheads have to eat too. i am a bit concerned that they might not stop with the ham though... well lots of people eat ass so ... you might wanna make sure your asshole is spotless if that's what you're looking for 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted December 26, 2017 Author Share Posted December 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Vamped said: well lots of people eat ass so ... you might wanna make sure your asshole is spotless if that's what you're looking for you're just full of good advice. you should write a book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 6 minutes ago, nameraka said: i'll consider that. since you're not homeless, though, i'll need to see a written proposal illustrating how you intend to use my ham. Well I suppose I'll eat some of it. Then rub the rest of it all over a large woman's body in my annual new years orgy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted December 26, 2017 Author Share Posted December 26, 2017 Just now, Drunkenwarrior said: Well I suppose I'll eat some of it. Then rub the rest of it all over a large woman's body in my annual new years orgy good enough. i don't really have proper packaging to mail it in, so just be aware it will come in about 500 greasy envelopes over a period of several weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, nameraka said: good enough. i don't really have proper packaging to mail it in, so just be aware it will come in about 500 greasy envelopes over a period of several weeks. I would be disappointed any other way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 30 minutes ago, nameraka said: good enough. i don't really have proper packaging to mail it in, so just be aware it will come in about 500 greasy envelopes over a period of several weeks. Or you could just cut out the middle man and rub it over a large woman's body yourself instead of mailing it to someone else to rub all over another large woman. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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