fuggnificent Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 going to a sex date at a guys house and was thinking i didnt wanna come home then shower again (id shower before i left) cuz itd be obvious i did the deed. then i thought..well i could just shower @ his place...then a memory id totally forgotten flashed back of me showering @ madison's dad's place with him and me being grossed out that he didnt own any washclothes. ha! old memory banks arent totally blown!
death_by_motorboat Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 oh. well i guess thats some hope maybe youll remember where you hid a million dollars or something
fuggnificent Posted December 19, 2017 Author Posted December 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: oh. well i guess thats some hope maybe youll remember where you hid a million dollars or something i actually had to stop carrying cash. itd be months later and id pull 5s or 10s out of the back pocket of my jeans that id forgotten all about
fuggnificent Posted December 19, 2017 Author Posted December 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, Phillies said: **pukes** real mature, phillies wheres kudasai with the cattle prod?
death_by_motorboat Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 (edited) well thatd be a nice surprise Edited December 19, 2017 by mumbojummie13
fuggnificent Posted December 19, 2017 Author Posted December 19, 2017 Just now, mumbojummie13 said: well thatd be a nice surprise yeah its nice if i get to it before my mom does
Phillies Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 Just now, fuggnificent said: real mature, phillies wheres kudasai with the cattle prod? -1
Kudasai Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, Phillies said: -1 Don't worry I won't be using the prod. It's on charge. I had to use on some outlaw customers today
fuggnificent Posted December 19, 2017 Author Posted December 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Kudasai said: Don't worry I won't be using the prod. It's on charge. I had to use on some outlaw customers today u should have one for phillies and one for work
NaBarney Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 Old memories of showering with other people are coming back to me now This is weird 1
Kudasai Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: u should have one for phillies and one for work I have the pear
fuggnificent Posted December 19, 2017 Author Posted December 19, 2017 16 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Old memories of showering with other people are coming back to me now This is weird its weird for me because ive always been thicc and self conscious abt my body and i barely knew him but we totally had a platonic serious shower together. his tub was kinda dirty, too. i cant remember how this all went down at all. if it was my idea or his and why we showered instead of me going home and doing it. i could ask him but i bet he doesnt remember lol
fuggnificent Posted December 19, 2017 Author Posted December 19, 2017 20 minutes ago, Kudasai said: I have the pear wow hows this work?
death_by_motorboat Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 you put someones junk in it and use that bolt to crank those inner blades closed... i think
Phillies Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 Just now, mumbojummie13 said: you put someones junk in it and use that bolt to crank those inner blades closed... i think no its the opposite. it hurtz
Kudasai Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 8 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: wow hows this work? You don't want to know
Phillies Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 Just now, Kudasai said: You don't want to know GO ahead. Tell em'.
Kudasai Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Phillies said: GO ahead. Tell em'. You tell them, I'm eating dinner right now
Phillies Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 This is the plastic play version. Punish your partner in bed... batteries not included.
fuggnificent Posted December 20, 2017 Author Posted December 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Phillies said: wow yall post the freakiest shit
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 Moral of the story: Always carry a travel washcloth. Just in case!
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 10 minutes ago, mthor said: And that's why you always need to know where your towel is. Extra relevant because he has a child named Washcloth.
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