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Have you ever been accused of going after somebody for the wrong reasons?


Zenigundam

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See there was this one time when I was on a dinner date with this very hot girl and she said that I just wanted to hit it and quit it, and I replied in melodic fashion, "How can I quit you when, when I just wanna hit you?", and she screamed, "Oh my gawd you're an abusive freak!", and I whispered to her that she needed to calm down b/c she was making a scene, but it was too late since a white knight with a cop's uni on (uh yeah he was peeping in on the convo, he was jealous that I was on a date with this dime and not him) tackled me from behind, and I muscled my way up, flipped him onto a table, the table shattered, like in an action movie, and then I looked at her and yelled, "See?! SEE?! We're less safe now because you misinterpret everything I say, just like you probably misinterpreted everything in your high school English classes!" 

And then I walked out of the restaurant like a badass.

 

None of this happened, I just think I'm a pretty awesome screenwriter. 

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