Zenigundam Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 See there was this one time when I was on a dinner date with this very hot girl and she said that I just wanted to hit it and quit it, and I replied in melodic fashion, "How can I quit you when, when I just wanna hit you?", and she screamed, "Oh my gawd you're an abusive freak!", and I whispered to her that she needed to calm down b/c she was making a scene, but it was too late since a white knight with a cop's uni on (uh yeah he was peeping in on the convo, he was jealous that I was on a date with this dime and not him) tackled me from behind, and I muscled my way up, flipped him onto a table, the table shattered, like in an action movie, and then I looked at her and yelled, "See?! SEE?! We're less safe now because you misinterpret everything I say, just like you probably misinterpreted everything in your high school English classes!" And then I walked out of the restaurant like a badass. None of this happened, I just think I'm a pretty awesome screenwriter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oolpmahC-iarumaS Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Can I unread this? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 17, 2017 Author Share Posted December 17, 2017 No... *locks door behind him* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 6 minutes ago, oolpmahC-iarumaS said: Can I unread this? Sadly no, but you can join the growing chorus of people who tell him that he sucks. p.s. Zeni, you suck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 24 minutes ago, Ginguy said: Sadly no, but you can join the growing chorus of people who tell him that he sucks. p.s. Zeni, you suck. Zeni blows goats. Sideways. And the goats complain he can't even do that right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 We all know none of this happened since you've never been on a date, loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 17, 2017 Author Share Posted December 17, 2017 I've been on quite a few, please don't blame me because girls don't like what you're packing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 18, 2017 Author Share Posted December 18, 2017 13 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: No. Ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Also, your screenplay needs to be workshopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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