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Zenigundam Monster Mutant

Zenigundam

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See there was this one time when I was on a dinner date with this very hot girl and she said that I just wanted to hit it and quit it, and I replied in melodic fashion, "How can I quit you when, when I just wanna hit you?", and she screamed, "Oh my gawd you're an abusive freak!", and I whispered to her that she needed to calm down b/c she was making a scene, but it was too late since a white knight with a cop's uni on (uh yeah he was peeping in on the convo, he was jealous that I was on a date with this dime and not him) tackled me from behind, and I muscled my way up, flipped him onto a table, the table shattered, like in an action movie, and then I looked at her and yelled, "See?! SEE?! We're less safe now because you misinterpret everything I say, just like you probably misinterpreted everything in your high school English classes!" 

And then I walked out of the restaurant like a badass.

 

None of this happened, I just think I'm a pretty awesome screenwriter. 

Ginguy Freakin Mutant

Ginguy

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6 minutes ago, oolpmahC-iarumaS said:

Can I unread this?

Sadly no, but you can join the growing chorus of people who tell him that he sucks.

 

p.s. Zeni, you suck.

 

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katt_goddess Monster Mutant

katt_goddess

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24 minutes ago, Ginguy said:

Sadly no, but you can join the growing chorus of people who tell him that he sucks.

 

p.s. Zeni, you suck.

 

Zeni blows goats. Sideways.

And the goats complain he can't even do that right. 

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