*RECORD SCRATCH* --- *freeze frame* "Yep, that's me."

[Codename: Jackass]

I bet you're wondering how I got myself into this situation.

 

 

[bnmjy]

You listened religiously to that Freelee vegan banana weirdo.

[Codename: Jackass]

How many bananas does she eat every day?

[Codename: Jackass]

Better question: she has to have tried shoving a banana in her hoohah on at least one occasion, right?

[bnmjy]

Are you looking her up right now? lol She probably has done sexual things with bananas. She just has a bad reputation in the online fitness community.

Edited November 18, 2017 by bnmjy

[Codename: Jackass]

I am vaguely familiar with her, I used to browse /fit/ back in 2013 when I was trying to get SWOLE AS FUARK and I just remember that she recommended eating a ludicrous amount of bananas and using them as a substitute for other foods or some shit. I think she subsists off of bananas but I don't remember.

[Vodkajellyshot]

8 minutes ago, empty said:

Better question: she has to have tried shoving a banana in her hoohah on at least one occasion, right?

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/babysitter-transported-to-hospital-after-inserting-a-baby-in-her-vagina/ not bananas ..no 

[Codename: Jackass]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[AnimationFan14]

3 minutes ago, Vodkajellyshot said:

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/babysitter-transported-to-hospital-after-inserting-a-baby-in-her-vagina/ not bananas ..no 

[Codename: Jackass]

BABY, THE OTHER WHITE MEAT.

[Cau]

The sexiest fruit

[Codename: Jackass]

Yes, a very sexy fruit, which is why Minions love it so.

@Nabloom

[NaBarney]

2 hours ago, empty said:

Yes, a very sexy fruit, which is why Minions love it so.

@Nabloom

That's disgusting. Bananas are their eggsacs, not "sexy"

this is what happens when the minion eats a banana

 

[RPM Jr.]

Someone needs to quit making banana ice cream. 

Edited November 18, 2017 by RPM Jr.
Quick? What the hell?