death_by_motorboat Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 Harvey Weinstein used to pimp me out. He made me learn how to open wine bottles with my sphincter. He demanded I cook breakfast at 2am when he pumped my ass and forgot about his eggs. He then paid me $5.21.
death_by_motorboat Posted October 16, 2017 Author Posted October 16, 2017 Na it's all fat rolls and a little 2in chub
death_by_motorboat Posted October 16, 2017 Author Posted October 16, 2017 The crime here is not so much Harvey's penis, But moreso, Harvey's penis. It's an abomination. He sould be castrated obviously.
death_by_motorboat Posted October 16, 2017 Author Posted October 16, 2017 We can put him on a horse, cut an incision on his abdomen, pull out his intestine and nail it to a pole, and slowly walk the horse around the pole, until Harvey unravels.
Chapinator_X Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 If you think that's bad, talk with the folks that are familiar with Woody Allen's bedside etiquette.
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