death_by_motorboat Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 Harvey Weinstein used to pimp me out. He made me learn how to open wine bottles with my sphincter. He demanded I cook breakfast at 2am when he pumped my ass and forgot about his eggs. He then paid me $5.21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 So rape is a joke to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted October 16, 2017 Author Share Posted October 16, 2017 No this seriously happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 I'm really jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted October 16, 2017 Author Share Posted October 16, 2017 Na it's all fat rolls and a little 2in chub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 I'm really jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted October 16, 2017 Author Share Posted October 16, 2017 The crime here is not so much Harvey's penis, But moreso, Harvey's penis. It's an abomination. He sould be castrated obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rilkean_heart Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 <3 Me too <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted October 16, 2017 Author Share Posted October 16, 2017 We can put him on a horse, cut an incision on his abdomen, pull out his intestine and nail it to a pole, and slowly walk the horse around the pole, until Harvey unravels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rilkean_heart Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 If you think that's bad, talk with the folks that are familiar with Woody Allen's bedside etiquette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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