Oh Lord Jesus, he is straighter than a one way street

[death_by_motorboat]

Pray he makes you happy

 

Or you're going to hell.

 

Little piggy

[Cau]

I'm pretty sure if you read closely you'll find that Jesus was gay.

 

I mean, he does talk about his "Daddy" quite a bit.

[death_by_motorboat]

Back then the only thing they had

 

for money was gay sex

 

so lack of anything else they would

 

Screw around, become prostitutes,

 

and you can't blame him for his sexy money.

[Cau]

Stupid sexy Jesus money.

[death_by_motorboat]

I dare you next time you're in a store ask if you can pay in farts

 

They only accept cash and sex from Jesus

[bnmjy]

Fortunately, you're not. :poop:

[lupin_bebop]

[death_by_motorboat]

Fortunately, you're not. :poop:

 

I donno how to respond