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UnevenEdge

If love at first sight is romantic, so is a kiss at first sight


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Not at all. The rules of kissing are so arbitrary, especially since hot girls are fake

 

Keep telling yourself that, and thee's a good chance that you'll wind up incapable of reproduction.

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Keep telling yourself that, and thee's a good chance that you'll wind up incapable of reproduction.

 

Can't have that happening since I promised the UEMB that my progeny would carry on my legacy here.

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If it's a door somebody's walk through it.

 

You are a smooch thief.  Smooch thieves are one

 

of my biggest pet peeves.

 

"Oh hi, I've never seen you before in my life **steals

 

a old slimey lip smack**"

 

Perverts, get your own woman!

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