Zenigundam Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Buddy's right. The 8-bit era, particularly the NES days, were when true gamers were born and pixels transformed pimply geeks into men. Games nowadays don't turn you into men. When I acquired my PS4 a few months back, it came with Uncharted 4, and the game is basically holding my hand telling me what to do and if I fvck up and miss a jump, I can just start over from the checkpoint. My NES: Classic Edition isn't even vintage NES. I had an NES passed down to me as a kid from one of my aunts who grew up with it, and I know you're not supposed to be able to save at suspend points and reload your game from there during boss battles on the original NES. Kids need to stop listening to Drake, listen to some gangsta rap, stop f***ing being obsequious, white knights (if a girl is b-tchy, you get right back at her and put her in her damn place), and basically just learn what it is to be a man, because I see a lot of scared cowards in today's generation of 18-25 year olds!!! O0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeNewBee Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Buddy's right. The 8-bit era, particularly the NES days, were when true gamers were born and pixels transformed pimply geeks into men. Games nowadays don't turn you into men. When I acquired my PS4 a few months back, it came with Uncharted 4, and the game is basically holding my hand telling me what to do and if I fvck up and miss a jump, I can just start over from the checkpoint. My NES: Classic Edition isn't even vintage NES. I had an NES passed down to me as a kid from one of my aunts who grew up with it, and I know you're not supposed to be able to save at suspend points and reload your game from there during boss battles on the original NES. Kids need to stop listening to Drake, listen to some gangsta rap, stop f***ing being obsequious, white knights (if a girl is b-tchy, you get right back at her and put her in her damn place), and basically just learn what it is to be a man, because I see a lot of scared cowards in today's generation of 18-25 year olds!!! O0 Wait your aunt grew up with a NES? How old are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Is the spree killer in the making really giving life advice right now? The guy looking for a girlfriend on a dating site (and failing) is giving relationship advice? C'mon, son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 5, 2017 Author Share Posted January 5, 2017 I'm 26. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 I thought this was going to be a fat joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 5, 2017 Author Share Posted January 5, 2017 Is the spree killer in the making really giving life advice right now? The guy looking for a girlfriend on a dating site (and failing) is giving relationship advice? C'mon, son. I told this one girl off so badly today. Stupid Generation Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 5, 2017 Author Share Posted January 5, 2017 I thought this was going to be a fat joke Fat is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Fat is good. that is the complete opposite campaign that runs on tvs in January Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Buddy's right. The 8-bit era, particularly the NES days, were when true gamers were born and pixels transformed pimply geeks into men. Games nowadays don't turn you into men. When I acquired my PS4 a few months back, it came with Uncharted 4, and the game is basically holding my hand telling me what to do and if I fvck up and miss a jump, I can just start over from the checkpoint. My NES: Classic Edition isn't even vintage NES. I had an NES passed down to me as a kid from one of my aunts who grew up with it, and I know you're not supposed to be able to save at suspend points and reload your game from there during boss battles on the original NES. Kids need to stop listening to Drake, listen to some gangsta rap, stop f***ing being obsequious, white knights (if a girl is b-tchy, you get right back at her and put her in her damn place), and basically just learn what it is to be a man, because I see a lot of scared cowards in today's generation of 18-25 year olds!!! O0 That's great, but it doesn't explain why you're soft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 5, 2017 Author Share Posted January 5, 2017 that is the complete opposite campaign that runs on tvs in January Because they're trying to brainwash people into thinking stupid shet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 5, 2017 Author Share Posted January 5, 2017 That's great, but it doesn't explain why you're soft. (Steps to tsar) Yo, son, take a step back. I don't want you to get hurt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 I told this one girl off so badly today. Stupid Generation Z damn zeni, looks like you dodged a bullet there AND BTFO someone 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 (Steps to tsar) Yo, son, take a step back. I don't want you to get hurt... By what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 5, 2017 Author Share Posted January 5, 2017 She got so mad that she blocked me lol. Generation Z's a joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 5, 2017 Author Share Posted January 5, 2017 By what? Not by what. By whom. (Inches closer, alcohol lingering on his breath, ready for action) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 I told this one girl off so badly today. Stupid Generation Z :D :D :D looks like she told you off tbh but.... > damn she savage u should put a profile pic up WEARING a shirt. and delete any other shirtless selfies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Not by what. By whom. (Inches closer, alcohol lingering on his breath, ready for action) "Ready for action"? Sorry zeni, I don't swing that way. I like women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 5, 2017 Author Share Posted January 5, 2017 :D :D :D looks like she told you off tbh but.... > damn she savage u should put a profile pic up WEARING a shirt. and delete any other shirtless selfies. Come on, man, I told her off let's be real here. Also, no more shirtless selfies because I can't pull the slim Eurosleek look that Generation Z is being brainwashed into liking. Sorry no skinny jeans, too much beef and true manpower emanating from the Zenigundam. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 But they need that hotline bling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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