I want a food.

[Cau]

But the kitchen is so far away.

 

[StarPanda]

That's why you keep snacks under the bed

[Cau]

Yeah but I don't want any of the snacks I have in here.

[little_girl_lost]

[molarbear]

I've told you for months to get a mini fridge in your room

 

 

[Cau]

And like a toaster oven

[molarbear]

That's a fire hazard, you're better off putting one of those backyard fire pits in your room

[Cau]

Yeah but that would take so long

[molarbear]

true

 

in that case I'd just light your bed on fire when your apt manager asks why you burned down half your building tell him you saw a spider

[Cau]

There is a huge wolf spider prowling around our apartment.

[molarbear]

I fucking hate those things, no spider should be allow to grow to their size

[Cau]

It's the biggest one I've seen.

 

And it's fast. So fast

[molarbear]

it's adapting.............

 

pretty soon it'll gain cloaking capabilities and start hunting you