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I'm definitely gonna die of a heart attack someday!!


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I can feel it when I drink too much beer or eat too much fast food!!! Those brief moments when my heart aches, and not in the sense of aching for that hot blonde who so desperately wants me to impregnate her. I'm talking about a stinging, physical pain.

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Dude, you're not a doctor. Don't be a hero. It's called hot blonde girl wants to get into my pants.

 

Dude, he's right. You've got 5 years, maybe 10, before you have a heart attack from fast food and beer.  (Of course, I could be wrong - it could be sooner.)

 

Then again, maybe it's your liver begging for mercy.

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