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I for some really super odd reason, get really horny.

 

And then if I do the sex, I end up not tired for a few hours.

 

My body tortures me with pain and pleasure.

 

Does it happen after you work out....that was always a thing for me  ;D

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you....get horny after sex

 

that's actually kinda hilarious

 

BECAUSE LIKE, I'm still hard so my body is like "WELP I NEED TO FUCK SOMETHING"

 

At least after the second time I can finally wind down... and like, go mow the FUCKING YARD OR SOMETHING ACTIVE :|

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I wake up with boners that could destroy the Golden Gate Bridge if rammed into it hard enough

 

I don't think it's sleep that causes it, I think it's just the male brain

 

if I haven't fapped or had sex in like 3 days a slight draft can cause a boner

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I wake up with boners that could destroy the Golden Gate Bridge if rammed into it hard enough

 

I don't think it's sleep that causes it, I think it's just the male brain

 

if I haven't fapped or had sex in like 3 days a slight draft can cause a boner

 

I need something A LEAST once a day or I go nuts.

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BECAUSE LIKE, I'm still hard so my body is like "WELP I NEED TO FUCK SOMETHING"

 

At least after the second time I can finally wind down... and like, go mow the FUCKING YARD OR SOMETHING ACTIVE :|

 

  >:D

 

"alright, we're done here. Get your shit and get out, I gotta mow my lawn"

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