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Okay I have been fucking trying to download this fucking piece of shit game for literally two hours, I finished downloading it and I was gonna play a game, right? Well hey, it seems to me that I uh, I don't know, CANNOT ACTUALLY START IT UP? So I go over to the basement, plug my PC onto three monitors like a true hackerman and start working the magic. It took me twenty-five minutes to bloody get the piece of shit validated and guess what it told me. Oh yeah, 3668 files failed to be validated and had to be re-acquired. Okay so that's cool, that's like two hundred megabytes of downloading at max right? WRONG IT'S GOD DAMN SIX GIGS OKAY THANK YOU I DIDN'T SACRIFICE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY TO THE ANCIENT NORWEGIAN GODS JUST TO BE MISTREATED LIKE THIS. I WENT THROUGH HELL AND BACK TO EVEN GET THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME AND BOUGHT IT FOR TWENTY EUROS. I THEN BOUGHT SEVERAL OF THE DLC'S; ALTHOUGH NOT MANY, TO SEE TWO YEARS LATER THAT THE BASE GAME IS FREE AND THE DLC'S ARE GONNA BE TOGETHER FOR A FUCKING RIDICULOUS PRICE. COOL MARKETING HAHA I LOVE WHEN WE CARE ABOUT OUR PUBLIC AM I RIGHT? okay almir's beard is pretty cool i'll give you that although you start to look like a homeless person from time to time in the videos BUT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING. LISTEN UP, I AM AN EDGY PERSON WHO JUST WANTS TO PRETEND THAT HE IS CAPABLE OF ROBBING SOME BANKS AND POOR PEOPLE'S MONEY, RUINING THEIR LIVELIHOOD AND DREAMS, NOT ACTUALLY HAVE MY OWN DREAMS AND MONEY BROKEN IN THE WAY. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS, I AM GOING TO ROB A BANK PERSONALLY BECAUSE IT'S GONNA BE CHEAPER AND FASTER THAN PLAYING ONE ACTUAL HEIST OF THIS GAME

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