My other half walked in on me fucking someone else...

[Naraku4656]

my left hand then got jealous of my right hand being used to other day and now won't look me in the eye

[Bouvre]

Jesus just put the other's two fingers in your butt and three when you're ready.

[Naraku4656]

Jesus just put the other's two fingers in your butt and three when you're ready.

i don't enjoy things up my butt

[StarPanda]

You got to keep them both happy

[Naraku4656]

how

[StarPanda]

By not fapping

[Naraku4656]

i'll need you to do it for me then

[StarPanda]

Only on Tuesdays every other day I'm busy 

[Naraku4656]

better than nothing

[Naraku4656]

not what you said last night

i think that was you who said that to your girlfriend when she pegged you