NaBarney

Stuck at the job, but I found out today that I finally vanquished my work nemesis so all's good as long as he doesn't fuck up my car in the parking lot

Lmao at that dude's bare dick rubbing up on his clothes unprotected. Nasty

I keep a slug in mine to help moisturize

I didn't report you it must have been Jerold or Brinton

Honestly GTA 3 was the most fun I had playing a video game in my life

I love hot sauce. They're not all vinegary. Stand in the aisle and compare ingredients in different bottles, make sure the first isn't vinegar. Try Tapatio and Cholula, they are best

Someone called me a Bitch

Never stop posting ITT

Snap I got sucked into the NBA draft tonight and forgot all about this Well, good thing it got postponed. Feel free to tag me in this thread next week so I'll remember

https://www.truthdig.com/articles/reign-of-idiots/

Can we just have a downer thread for bad moods, bad feelings and lamenting how bad it really is to be alive on this dying planet in the midst of an unnamed perpetual world war and ongoing mass extinction directly caused by us living our shitty lives The shittiest fucking hollow apes destroying the world for themselves and almost every other living thing because they absolutely require AC and cheeseburgers and a dozen single use plastic cockwipes every day Doing "work" that keeps the system of drive-thru cheesemeals and iPhone slave mines going and you can't even absolve yourself by believing anymore that at least by keeping the system stable for now you're doing your part to help set the stage for some segment of the system eventually saving it from itself, saving you People will continue to move en masse to the desiccated and crowded West and survive on bottled Great Lakes water until the caravan of Sysco trucks can no longer move because the record heat and interstate adjacent wildfires have melted their tires to the desert road, but just in time there's newly patented rubber and asphalt techniques which incorporate a synthetic polistirex coating deemed mostly harmless to the endangered grass, shout out to the good folks at the plastic labs, patent office, and the people who pretend to do ecological assessments Your favorite animal is going to be as extinct as clotheslines are in the suburbs and the fulfillment of the stated global mission of exporting our doom comforts, a fridge and dryer in every home, is actually the worst thing that could possibly happen, although it isn't a real goal, as profitable as that would be for the dairy industry and Big Dryer Sheets - Without anyone offering e-hugs or life advice or the suicide hotline or well actuallys or trying to counter with some weird optimism about young people or the power of positive thinking or the Boring Company's advances in terraforming and carbon capture and plastic bottle houses or the power of love or the cold comfort of hedonistic nihilism and binging screen stories about space travel and just having a good time while we're here Bad vibes only. Let this be a space for noticing, lamenting, relishing, acknowledging that it's getting very dark outside.

Hell no

What size tank is it

This is scary, what if one hacks into the mainframe

I'm skeptical he's alive but if so that's good you're upgrading the tank, what you had him in was too small for a turtle. Tag me i want to see

LeBron for Kyrie trade

Can tell by looking it's going to have the shittiest wailing bark.

Man at this point I just need to read stuff from some new people. Can't do one more Packard thread or another three page derailment of you and buddy arguing about w/e and most of that usual shit

I remember it was purple for a long time

Wb dude good to see just any new person at all here sorry we suck btw, well anyway if you ever want to hang out in a thread or something just tag me and we'll kick it, alright talk to you later my good friend.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2781871-sterling-brown-lawsuit-police-officer-joked-about-beating-jr-smith-after-gaffe Fuck the police forever, but especially this individual piece of shit.

Ask for a hole pic

I just wouldn't tell them anything until they call you and ask why you haven't returned to work.

Yeah don't go back to your shit job, disregard naraku's anxiety about permanent records it isn't ever going to hurt you.