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lol, wow, when you posted that did you say to yourself, " I know Pooh thinks I'm retarded but I wanna prove to her I'm even more retarded than that1"?

These Johto region Pokemon are real bastids.....I've got a few, whatever, but I'm noticing, once I catch one, I can't catch another cuz they flee so damned fast

I abuse Zeni. It's fun for me. > I will admit though that I'll feel guilty af when he kills someone.

every time I catch an eevee I sing the porcelain baby song but I say little eevee instead of baby. My boyfriend looks at me like -_' whenever I do it

I caught a ledyba, murkrow, hoppip, slugma and a chinchou. I coulda caught more but I was cold. I fought a Blissey. Holy fuck it almost beat my strong gyrados. It's hp must be off the chain.

I was playing and my game crashed servers were bad. I knew why. Caught a Chinchou

You'll have to excuse me if I don't believe you.

Yes, harassing random women on the Internet ad nauseum makes me mad -_'

Good, cut your stupid nose to spite your stupid fuckin face.....maybe you'll get b& from there again -_'

You shoulda walked in and said, "Wait, this isn't my beautiful house!"

Shut. The. Fuck. Up. -_'

You say that now, you won't be saying that after being stabbed 30 times -_' You think you're crazy, trust me when I tell you there is always someone crazier than you out there

Some day you'll fuck with the wrong one and get B& from life.......RIP kid -_'

oops >

lol, fuckin' clown :

This all has to be a joke. No one can possibly be this inept, can they?

Shut up, you're fake news >

I can't with you....you silly little racist, antisemetic cherub >

Maybe you should just give up on women, you don't have the patience for it : o

Beat me to it, I just updated. It also shows what your pokemon will evolve into when it evolves it also shows gender.....my charmander has the male symbol next to it I do have one female apparently

*smacks you in the snout with a rolled up magazine* Bad Zeni! No!

yeah, probably but he proves the saying, "Only the good die young"

You conversed with her for 2 hours, leave her alone, you aren't guaranteed a date because yous spoke for that long. Another suggestion, don't talk about yourself, talk about her and let her ask questions about you. This is the only legit advice you'll ever get from me -_'

They're all actively Jewish, that's why they have episodes where they're all celebrating Christmas :

Here lies Packard. His rotting corpse found under a pile of junk RIP 1903-2016