conversegirl

I just escaped from the set of the Princess Bride.

Because time travel doesn't exist. Get your head in the real world.

No, you don't.

Staring right through you is my specialty.

Hi. I'm Goku with a katana. Watch me cut myself.

Never half-ass two things, Whole-ass one thing.

Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are useless.

Beef: It's in my blood.

Boys are weird.

Yeah, it looks different from the last time I was here.

I need to cut back on my coffee intake. I drink almost half a gallon a day!

I'm so happy the weekend is here! Maybe I'll go out and enjoy the night life?

Why do things like this happen to me? An older woman who looks wealthy is interested in me, and I stumble over my words because I'm so nervous! I had never been with an older, more experienced woman before. This would've been my first time. Why can't I be just calm?