nameraka

I live in the area in which it's produced. (and primarily consumed) One of my coworkers had a liver mush sandwich for breakfast one day, and it just smelled really good... He also used to put sugar on his rice, though, so maybe he wasn't exactly the gold standard for culinary taste... salmon roe is quite tasty. I used to eat sushi and sashimi quite a bit, but we moved across town from my favorite sushi joint. 🙁

I go through a package of this stuff a week. Finished product resembles this application: The weird part isn't that I'm basically eating liver and pork face pate; it's that I slather it in wasabi sauce...

had to look that up. I would totally try that. I have a thing for blood. 🧛‍♂️

You see? This is why we never have a festivus miracle, people. 😤

Fine I challenge you to a feat of strength.

oh shit. I forgot about this one.😂

this is your theme song.

I don't know who half of you people are. that's a good thing.

Jan 7. I'm bringing the stuffed pig's head and kholodets this year. what you got?

Save it for the airing of grievances.

Of course baby yoda would read it that way.

Fuck you! 😤 sorry. Reflex.

Those aren’t made to flush, you know.

you, um, never put the toilet paper on right.

Now get comfortable. i gotta lot of problems with you people. 😤

I tried drugs once. My consciousness bled out into a wall and I was outdoors and in my living room at the same time. Never again.

This is actually why I’m cutting down. Booze fucks up the serotonin levels in your brain. I can’t say I’ve been happier lately, but I’m definitely less unhappy.

jesus. how the fuck do you people put up with living like this? 😣

I was 13 in 1989 you fucking infants. 😐

I didn’t. Is this the twilight zone?

I told you. I’m not giving any money to your surprise buttsex alumni club.

I think it's just hot. It doesn't have chunks in it though. Gotta have those chunks. Whatever the fuck they are.

I found a way.

They really want you to have the sauce. It's probably got some kind of mind control agent in it.

Challenge accepted. I'll be back for your restrooms in 30 minutes. 😐