Swimmod_Luna

Can I shower with u

That's the x d smiley face wtf is this bullshit that's awful

I can't tell if the interviewer was really impressed by my resume or is just an enthusiastic person probably the latter amirite

I'm just trying to not get my hopes up. Ever.

This interview feels like it may have been my best yet. Would be a great opportunity, too. Can't wait for them to ghost on me/call me next week to tell me they've gone with another candidate.

Ur the cutest

Meow

Imma eat all the cats so I can become a cat

I ate him, too

U can't prove anything

Ya boyyyeeeee

Because most people don't have the emotional regularity of a 4 year old.

He was delicious would eat again 10/10

Too late

But Gordon looks so yummy

That's dated 2009 it can't be about the same Gordon

Kidney

Good

I don't think they actually care too much <_<

Gordon's for dessert

Pretty sure the "don't eat state food" rule still applies today but I figure fuck it if I have to work today and all the leftovers are just going in the garbage imma eat all the things. So I did. Expect the green bean casserole that shit looked gross.

How much u make doing that

What kind of job do u have I'll make u the same offer.

Who needs money when u have Gordon

Give me ur job plz I'll trade u Gordon for it