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The last person I saw drink the stuff kept going back for more, then left the party, went down to the river & came back with a large stone. He claimed it was a turtle and could not be dissuaded. Claimed he was going to make turtle soup.

Give it a second or two... (trash can punch - prepare realemon limeade per instructions, mix with realemon lemonade prepared per instructions, add a can of Hawaiian Punch, stir in a bottle of vodka and a pint of Everclear, add sliced fruit)

*tsar reaches under the bar, ladles a dark purple liquid into a pint glass and passes it to PhilosipherStoned* Enjoy your Trash Can Punch!

NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP1uEmQHtiw

Chicago Tavern style, party cut.

Pizzas are ready

*tsar peers over the bar* I got you. NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NWYXJ04KCM

*tsar sighs, grabs something from behind the bar, moves over to where The_annoying_one is laying and places orange traffic cones around him*

*tsar deftly mixes Wild Turkey 101 with the rest of the ingredients and serves to The_annoying_one with a flourish*

How about a Stone Sour?

*pours SuperWastedOnLife a proper pint, and despite finding basketball less entertaining than a bad round of golf, turns on the game as requested*

(yawn) NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m121tmJzcAc

*Delivers the order* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBlB8RAJEEc

*tsar comes back from the basement with a case of Jameson* Ok, here's the deal. We're going to create a "Wall of Remembrance". Everyone will get free shots to drink a toast to those who have gone before us on the boards. We will do shots until we run out of names to toast, or are too drunk to remember. Each name will go up on the wall. I'll start - To RyanfromtheShire/Ryanasfolk (and some other alias I don't remember). "Ypa!"

*passes Crapshot a glass of water* Thought you looked familiar.

*passes a rocks glass, half full of Jameson's* Yeah, I take requests, whether I play them is another story.

*slides you a "Bubble Up* 7up is for mixer only. Be thankful it's not "Teem".

BTW - it's the 49 anniversary of the release of "Apostrophe" today.

*places order where atomicinumatt was sitting* "The New York Dolls covered it too." NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbKREkuDh3s

*Places the drinks before atomicinumatt* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h9PbMucPXU

*sets up drinks,. faces atomicinumatt* "What's with the "Have a nice day" t-shirt?"

I did try, but LastFM did away with Groups, apparently some time ago. No more "ASMB Jukies".

"Don't step on The_annoying_one when you need to rush in there."

*slides Farful's order on to the bar, while thinking of the line from Nick the bartender in "It's A Wonderful Life"*