midnight

Disco and I sleep ass to ass. If we both fart at the same time, it sounds like we’re talking through cans.

Nope. It was the correct word. just giving you props for making me laugh, bro.

Sometimes, one word comments crack me up the most. Well played ghost.

I eat vanilla ice cream, but it comes out chocolate.

I dip so damn much, I don’t want to take out a dip in order to have a snack most of the time. Most days, I only eat dinner. But I will eat a fucking lot at dinner, then I’m good. I want to quit dipping, but I’m an asshole if I go a day without it. I have never smoked, but I chewed tobacco for 10 years, then went to dipping for probably 20 years.

You seem normal. Which is rare for this place. A welcome difference.

I don’t do many snacks either, but I do love peanut butter cups and Cheetos. But I usually have Cheetos with a ham sandwich, not really as a snack. During the summer, I will eat sliced tomatoes as a snack. Or just a tomato sandwich.

She isn’t bipolar. She suffers from PTDS. Post Traumatic Dick Syndrome.

Had you said anything other than yogurt, I’d have said bullshit. Including scrapple. Ha!

She’s been making it. And dog food. Shit is expensive too. I despise her.

I am disappointed there wasn’t a spoiler here.

Cool. I just found out what a lesbian was a few days ago. I thought lesbians were from Lebanon. Im a virgin and a Mormon. I love pop tarts, but only the strawberry ones.

You should be fun at a party. And so should you.

+2. Any other answer from you would have been uncacceptable.

Ok. I’m just gonna be blunt here. I thought you were a chick.

That is impressive. Of all the things we have made, cheese is not one of them. Made cream and butter, buttermilk, etc. But not cheese.

Does it depend on the ass, or any ass will do?

Off of an ass crack or die.

Cheese hates me, but I love it nonetheless. Any cheese. Doesn’t matter.

Disco and I got hooked on Ruffles and French onion dip one time. We snacked on it every night while playing video games.

I’m making tortilla chips tomorrow to go with the chili I’m making.

She doesn’t need one. Her dick is bigger than mine.

I’m making chili tomorrow.

I had one at a restaurant once and it sucked. Mine was better.

I think mine is Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Or Cheetos. Or both together.