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What'sa peg? U need more work than me. I dont feel so bad about it now lol
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Sometimes if i dont sleep, geodon makes me extra drowsy in the morning. I could barely keep my eyes open and was swerving a bit driving . I looked in my rearview and saw the cops π¦ and immediately got off the road! It was so close. I was very fucked up...it would not have been pretty!
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I was gonna work on my 5 minute speech
fuggnificent replied to jackiemarie90's topic in Free-For-All
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I was gonna work on my 5 minute speech
fuggnificent replied to jackiemarie90's topic in Free-For-All
not really...i just didnt have nothing else. it was about noni juice. this was before google. -
his dads policy paid him $68,000 he then tells me in 2004, he signed his check over to a prudential insurance agent (not even our company) and long story short, the "agent" took his money hes now suing prudential and wants proof the check was cashed by them...from 14 years ago (we only keep them for 7) this fool didnt even start asking about this check until 2013 who doesnt notice stolen money for 9 years? and dont think its because hes rich. ive had millionaires argue us down and escalate over $200.
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some people should have the human decency
fuggnificent replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
i did post a recent pic but that wasn't the point i was mulling over what style to go with when i lose weight again and i posted high maintenance me and nerd girl me to try those looks again. buddy said the pics taken after my kid was born were 15 years old and that i was lying to yall -
why? lol i only posted this one because buddy said my 2010-2012 pics were 15 years old then mumbo posted about evil lies. like what lies? and heres me from 15 years ago in my dad's house. wheres the deception? yall that jealous and ugly fo reals? theres way better looking chicks on here but i guess theyre non threatening because they arent black!
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I was gonna work on my 5 minute speech
fuggnificent replied to jackiemarie90's topic in Free-For-All
its an easy class i got in trouble for using selling material but still got an A -
wut? how is this in HD?
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you know meeting someone so ugly they must have a twin
fuggnificent replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
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some people should have the human decency
fuggnificent replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
15 years? i kno u aint talking about pics i posted that are less than 8 years old bitch lol so jelly not everyone wears their pajamas to work and looks like a crack addict and think thats ok -
*sigh* this is my fav joke! A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix!" The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said "I told you to watch out for the houses! All right, let's go up there, apologise and see how much this is going to cost."They walked up, knocked on the door and heard a voice say "Come on in." They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said "Are you the people that broke my window?""Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the husband replied."No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me! I'm allowed to grant three wishes, and I'll give you each one wish and keep the last one for myself.""Wow, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life!""No problem. It's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife. "I want a house in every country of the world!" she said."Consider it done!" the genie replied. "And what's your wish genie?" the husband asked."Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."The husband looked at the wife and said "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses honey. I guess I don't care." The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. Afterwards, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said "How old is your husband anyway?""35." she replied."And he still believes in genies...that's amazing!"