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Shes not Pavlov's dog, Sponges!

this is his second call https://www.youmail.com/youmail/voicemail/message.do?ap=y&mk=ymaQ0FJSENDQsKNQkpIR0hIQsKNREFDSUNJSUFGwo1Cwo3Ch0TCjXl6eXJ0fHbCgw..

when i dated him, my brain damaged ex was very inappropriate all the damn time. after i dumped him i would have nightmares where he wasn't even doing anything... he was just THERE we are good friends now and his inappropriateness makes me laugh

ass cutting works, people! now i gotta take her to beauty and the beast this weekend and spend up all my money lol. i cannot wait to get a jailbroken firestick and stop going broke taking this child to every kid movie.

oh. sux. her loss. you're awesome now. i didnt know you had brain damage. that makes 3 awesome brain damaged folks i know. its not so bad.

wonder what he done did now. i didnt answer. he called twice. https://www.youmail.com/youmail/voicemail/message.do?ap=y&mk=ymaQ0FJSENDQsKNQkpIR0hIQsKNREFDSUNJSUFGwo1Cwo3Ch0TCjXl6eXJ0fHbCgw..

i thought youve only had one girlfriend. dr.girlfriend... dont tell me yall broke up

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Probably couldnt get someone with a truck to bring it over here.

remember, my mom doesnt drive... that makes me taxi cab and errand girl. she is also making me buy her shit and not paying when she has way more money than me. and yah she does watch madison, but i buy food, buy her expensive phones, pay for her tv, internet and yes, the car and car insurance that gets her everywhere anyway...a peep into our convos cuz im bored

She is. She looks like a craggly old sun burnt bitch. Her meddling ways still piss me off. She changed her profile pic to one of her grandkids after I said that because she knew it was true.

you have to have actually dated someone first to be dumped and you must have very small hands

what class is this for?

for every insult you make she's probably made another million dollars, dood

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LOL i was SO gonna say this but i didnt want to ruin a fun thread by being negative

only people who never have sex would call it torture

right i barely held my baby... i kept her in a stroller when i went out that connected to a baby seat. i see moms just carrying their babies into stores then conducting business and buying things WHILE holding their baby and i freak out. i probably only held my baby while i was sitting down.

he doesnt realize how unhealthy this fixation is.. i think its hilarious and awesome... more schumer all the time! It makes white men cry!

who isnt always barefoot and eating junk food? thats like every human being ever!

shes hilarious and shes cute. men dont like her because shes sexually free. i can relate.

Dane has a hate boner for schumer. Shes everything he hates. I love her! if only she were black, too!

i wanna see the movie where she and her mom get kidnapped. its gonna be awesome. face it, schumer is blowing up and itll probably last a long time

all white cast but i still wanna watch it anybody else giving it a try?

i dont fucking have crabs. lets remember who is the dieseased one here and who here is healthy