fuggnificent

you seem very nice. sorry some asshole is taking advantage of that. cant be a good person in this crummy world

No..Packing...means carrying a gun

So when they finally fuck. Only the sickest pervs use cockrings...dude is fucking nasty!

I thought it was because trash was left over a four day weekend and it attracted them, right? Well i have two cabinets in my cubicle..one i use everyday and one i do not. You know how bad my memory is right? You probably can guess where this is going. Today we had a potluck and somebody bought cans of soda...so im snatching soda cans and putting them in my cabinet throughout the day. At the end of the day my cabinet is full...so i open my other cabinet....theres a box of food and a cloud of gnats. There was no smell no nothing and i had COMPLETELY FORGOT I PUT FOOD IN THERE! The entire call center is full of gnats because of me! I took the box and put it in someone elses trash can and ran!

Time to start packing!

yah i had to stop drinking so much tea because it kept me up until 2 am. i had coffee today but it didn't work. had trouble articulating words....twas sucky

just what the fuck its called...a live...journal!

yer a hottie. hotties dont journal. hotties are what jounal entries are about!

i was only posting dreams i had and i put it private but all my dreams come up on a google search. glad i didn't murder anyone and confess it there because id be fucked

people still use it, right? hang out @ the old lj? my journal is 13 years old! love reading my sad entries from when i was a misanthropic sucidal virgin who hated men and was never happy about anything.

Mario, too! We even had the gun and shot ducks..then we got the pad you ran and jumped on.

My s6 retail was $759.99....which is why i hesitate on upgrading. Im afraid to lose all my porn..i mean...content

O0

Good choice. I have a gold 64 gb samsung s6

Research shows me my phone will only last at most 3 years with a battery thats built in - so i have no choice but to upgrade. I wanted to keep the same phone for like 5 years..no way thats happening. I love galaxies but they knew what they were doing by building in the battery. Should have kept my insurance and just replaced phones thru it. Ugh.

As if i didn't have enough to be worried about. Now im running out of orgasms...

Its impossible to be fatherless. He exists..just not anywhere nearby at the moment.

Nnnoooooo!

You gotta be lying! Orgasms are infinite!

NO!

this is the 1st year of my life that i havent been as horny as a fertile bunny rabbit since i was 13. and men are getting on my fucking nerves.

negative monies here too because of car and many credit cards

Its because im black isnt it!?

Aww!

Yah card an 80 year old but dont be surprised by his birthday.