fuggnificent

you dont know what hair and eye color your babies are gonna have... do you think about it, motherfucker??

i seriously had a dream i could lick myself... was so happy..slurped all night...then i work up and texted like 10 guys cuz i realized i needed to get laid ASAP

so like.. when you have a kid... and its still in the tummy... you have no idea what its eye color or hair color is going to be - right? so do white people ever go "i hope he doesnt has the same color eyes as my dad - i hate my fookin dad" or "ah.. i hope he has your blue eyes".. or "i hope shes a red head like me!" or do you like - not even think about shit like this?? i will tell you a secret which is kind of sad... a lot of black people dont like their kids coming out too dark LOL.. i came out black because of reasons and my mom says it turned my grandma off. says grandma would have loved madison. personally, i was hoping against hope madison wouldnt be TOO light... and of course, she was white when she was a baby.... and in the deep south - well, it caused issues and i got into so many fights...

it just drives you bonkers. i see my mom going crazy. she just gets up ever 15 minutes to walk to the den... yell at madison.. then walk into the kitchen .. go outside... then she comes back in and sits on her bed.. and repeats this again every 15 minutes... all she does is watch tv and play on her phone. shes fucking insane. if im not at work for more than 3 days, i start getting anxious and i miss work. that was after work made me anxious as fuck but now that ive been there a year and know what im doing - its not a bad way to pass the day... when i need a break i log out and post here.

i watched this weird netflix movie where this girl would get paid to pretend to be asleep while old nasty fat white men cuddled with her (no sex). have fun with that!

Why?! WHY?!

why is her husband doing that? she obviously isnt doing her job.. i would respond: SWALLOW YOU FRIGID, BITCH

im way to lazy to figure that out now! these are my fun hours to rot my brain!!

i hate this board!

she got pregnant with me when my brother was like 6 months and i reallized the same shit happened to me and i DID abort! I FUCKING WOULD HAVE ABORTED MYSELF!!!

fix it

oh so now you guys are gonna fuck around with me, too?

if i didnt work id be trying to get ssi so damn hard

smart lady.. .shes gonna die in the happiest place on earth

well i didnt eat lunch today.. thats probably why. i get a 32 ounce something on other during lunch. but we had a 30 minute lunch instead of an hour because of the holiday...

i have a job and pay most of the bills and my mom still cusses me out. do what you want. *shades smilie*

i dont know. but apparently from listening to other ladies in the restroom... my pee stream is pretty weak... one lady sounded like niagara falls in there and i was like a quiet brook in a park or something... AND she peed for like 15 seconds... mine dribbled out after like 5. i am proud of myself today tho. only went to the bathroom once. usually go every two hours at work.

well it looks like itll go through fl first before it hits me. that'll weaken it.. right.... right??

i meant there being multiple storms in the ocean, not irma

This is nothing new this time of year.

A lot of people dont use washclothes...thats probably why

Making it rain, papi $_$

Im done with this life anyways...

Oreo?! I just fucking got Nougat!

Ok..phillies im scared!