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A Girl Scout? Cringe (flashes back to being a cookie mother and being stuck with cases of whatever the lo-fat healthy cookie of the year was...)

Thank you for helping the elderly. : ) Now does either of you want to help me cross the street (Boy Scout uniform optional)?

Humor me - I'm old, and sometimes this new-fangled technology messes with me...how does one give karma?

Don't do it. Save it for the debut of Nude Analysis of Science Fiction. After all, if people want to see it, you ought to get views for it. Maybe you could do something where only subscribers get the actual full monty, and everybody else only gets a sanitized version...

Anything for a little peace and quiet...

It puts the lotion on its skin...

*Rebecca...*

He's going to keep whatever doesn't go down the garbage disposal.

There are worse starts...at least you're in a location where you can check your texts and messages. You could be in the men's room at a bus station in an uncertain city, wearing someone else's underwear.

And not worth the effort to open. What a cop out.

No. Neither are Betty White or Kirk Douglas.

Yes. By all means. Our salvation lies in an army of delusional stalkers and alcoholics.

OK. The holidays are over. It can stop snowing any time now.

Five words. Five little words that I told you MONTHS ago: Nude Analysis of Science Fiction

There are so many things wrong here, I can't even begin....

Not Twinkies. Bacon.

And a hat.

Probably will - her mother lived to be 101.

To be honest, if Carrie Fisher hadn't immediately predeceased her, how many people's reaction to Debbie Reynolds death would have been "Wow! I didn't even know she was still alive!"

Bleah, gut issues. Gatorade, Coke, and ginger tea - I think they're the only reason I'm still alive after the last bout I had. And stay away from dairy!

I've told you before, and I'll tell you again: One finger, and you're on the floor weeping for mercy.

To seek out new worlds, to boldly go where no one has gone before... duh, ghostie!

How exactly... never mind. *sigh* I hate post-holiday purges...

RIP, Carrie. It was a rough ride, but you kept your head up.

No. Knobs generally have a function.