This place only dredges up bad memories for me. As if the continuation of a "cartoon" message board should have any bearing on my life. But, I must feel the need to be heard because I keep coming back, regardless of what the current memes are.
I think it's a freezer aisle miracle. That thing just appears and people snap it up like some kind of frenzy. Damned thing is gonna be fished out of existence.
The monkey puzzle. I am an extinct genus of semi tropical plant. No I don't mind if you put your hand in there. Yes take of the wastes my children. It will give you strength in the coming months. Sorry if my thrashing limbs cut you to pieces. I am just that kind of guy. Oh we were talking about my magnanimous out-growth. Well shit. Who wouldn't want a version of me in their boring existence. I'm hypoallergenic.. unlike him -points in the dog's general direction-