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Having the stick removed? 😜

Yay. High school hottie responded to my beyonce whining post. Maybe i can weasel him to letting me stay at his place. Hopefully he wont have to actually be here the night of the concert!

I remember that wolf! He was at yer dissertation or whatever thingie!

Truuee We just gotta come back home b4 the concert. Ugh. Was thinking of taking the 19 year old military hottie out around town a few times.

I would totally go and tell her concert people its my birthday in hopes for a shoutout or a picture with her but i have really bad social anxiety and scared of crowds. Id just be a target. I guess Ill ask my fb if anyone of my friends on there are going. Fingers crossed.

http://m.wistv.com/story/38835454/some-richland-one-schools-will-dismiss-early-ahead-of-beyonc-concert Was looking towards a lil me time but schools are gonna be dismissed early. I also can't party downtown or go to the library to write cuz thats where shell be messing up the traffic. The other library is closed for upgrades. Guess i could get a room across town but thatll probably be like $200 Could go to my fav restaurant and get drunk but then i cant stay out all nite cuz the beyonce traffic will back up all the exits worse than the football games. 🤔 Could go to Charleston. Ask my friends if i could stay with them (the guy from hs i been crushing on and another cute guy friend who both live together). Or another friend and party with them. Or i could get a nosebleed $100 concert ticket and hope i dont get robbed or shot (rough area). Probability of getting robbed is high. Then ill be alone cuz all my friends in this city are broker than me. Fuck. Shit. Damn. This birthday is gunna suck dick. Fuck beyonce. Fuck jay z.

Yeah thats all shes really good for lmao

I got the worst possible one. Never used to its full capabilities which is why my hoohah hasnt changed since age 13 lol

My...hoohah...your...dinner? 😂

Omg youuuu wiinnn

Bubble tea. Rose flavored black tea with blueberry bubbles. So yum.

Not u bitch I dun wanna see yer bratwurst and hay or whatever neckbeards eat

I WANA SEE YER FOOD!

Idc wut say. That child was too much for me! lol

Sorry i misread what u were trying to say. I dont go lower than 19...and ill probably raise the age to 21 when i hit 40 Things are faster these days. 19 yo real mature. The last one i dated i had to stop talking to becuz he was prostituting girls!

I dont have to 😎

Old enuff to be his momma! I guess once i hit 40 i cant b on tinder no more lol

😞

Its not syphilis...google says chlymida or cancer...all treatable..gonna go to his house and bang him next month. Watch!

Omg he so cute. I totally would stare at him all thru highschool. He hasnt aged one bit and we r facebook friends. Anyway,he started pming me on fb. He wanna lil fuggy fugg in his lyfe!

Allz of my "relationships" are intact, ok,stilgag!

She dont look happy in pic. Wanna eat yer face

That cat wants u dead

I just saved almsot $1000..they were threatening to touch my sacred tax refund!